The distorted narrative of past events as presented by TV documentaries, where sensationalism often trumps accuracy, leaving viewers with a skewed version of historical facts.
While binge-watching a historical series, I couldn't help but wonder if I was absorbing genuine history or merely succumbing to the allure of telehistory.
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Brad Pitt: I have a crush on someone... but I think she's out of my league.
Girl : ?? bro you're Brad Pitt no one is out of your league.
Brad Pitt: It's Téthys.
Girl : No one except Téthys.
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Brad Pitt: It's Téthys.
Girl : No one except Téthys.
by maddzmaddie January 29, 2024
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by Lover boyy November 19, 2023
Get the Telahh mug.A melanated person who is NOT a foundational black American that uses their melanin ("blackness") to undermine black Americans (FBA). Tethers typically use their "blackness" to act as a representative for black Americans (FBA) for the benefit of their (white) handlers while having disdain for black Americans.
Barack Obama is the textbook definition of a tether who used his blackness to get the black vote while not doing anything specifically for black people (FBA)
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Someone who disrupts the goals, progress and/or mission of Their/other groups
Someone who disrupts the goals, progress and/or mission of Their/other groups
Marcus is a Tether because he pretended to be Jamaican to siphon money from a Jamaican non-profit organization
by Darkcyde December 22, 2024
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Benedict Arnold was a tether
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