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Running SEX ADS.
Criticized by asking questions.
Being SPITEFUL to get a rise.
TEACHING.
Playing the worst written songs ever and with the worst instrumentation.
Super well written songs and great instrumentation.
Paranoia for a reason but being told , ( AIN'T NO REASON TO BE SCARED
Finally, THE LIMIT AS YOUR LIFE APPROACHES DEATH
Running SEX ADS.
Criticized by asking questions.
Being SPITEFUL to get a rise.
TEACHING.
Playing the worst written songs ever and with the worst instrumentation.
Super well written songs and great instrumentation.
Paranoia for a reason but being told , ( AIN'T NO REASON TO BE SCARED
Finally, THE LIMIT AS YOUR LIFE APPROACHES DEATH
Why do human beings have such orgasms and procreate with so much BRAIN TORTURE.
Yes the SEX ADS will AD to the BRAIN TORTURE as more aggravation.
How I suppose to know anything about you if you continually BRAIN TORTURE me with your INQUIRY of why I ask questions.
Did you have to say there is no room and you happen to be cleaning twenty of them including beating off in ONE.
I am not getting anywhere in LIFE is all I do is indulge in BRAIN TORTURE by being a stupid parrot head by repeating myself over and over.
Face it BONERJAMS heavens to mergetroid THEY CAME AS ROMANS is the BRAIN TORTURE manufactured for PEDOPHILES to be locked in a room with built in HIGH FIDELITY BOSE AND INFINITY speakers while you blast that pure crap at 110 decibels
The DULA LIPA. treatment is the ultimate BRAIN TORTURE because you want to keep playing NEW RULES LEVITATING ONE KISS BREAK MY HEART DON'T START and get deported to ALBANIA to pick up the DULA POOPA style.
They just had an EARTHQUAKE somewhere on the planet as super nasty , as what are you worried about as the BRAIN TORTURE is not that bad as a car only hit the front of your house and that was just a little tiny tiny tiny jolt compared to the EARTHQUAKE that MLABI experienced around MALI of 7.2 RICHTTER .
Oh can calculate the answer DUMMIFIED as is it way too much BRAIN TORTURE, " I never thought I say this
"BRIAN" "EAT SHIT AND DIE SUPER FAST!!!"
Yes the SEX ADS will AD to the BRAIN TORTURE as more aggravation.
How I suppose to know anything about you if you continually BRAIN TORTURE me with your INQUIRY of why I ask questions.
Did you have to say there is no room and you happen to be cleaning twenty of them including beating off in ONE.
I am not getting anywhere in LIFE is all I do is indulge in BRAIN TORTURE by being a stupid parrot head by repeating myself over and over.
Face it BONERJAMS heavens to mergetroid THEY CAME AS ROMANS is the BRAIN TORTURE manufactured for PEDOPHILES to be locked in a room with built in HIGH FIDELITY BOSE AND INFINITY speakers while you blast that pure crap at 110 decibels
The DULA LIPA. treatment is the ultimate BRAIN TORTURE because you want to keep playing NEW RULES LEVITATING ONE KISS BREAK MY HEART DON'T START and get deported to ALBANIA to pick up the DULA POOPA style.
They just had an EARTHQUAKE somewhere on the planet as super nasty , as what are you worried about as the BRAIN TORTURE is not that bad as a car only hit the front of your house and that was just a little tiny tiny tiny jolt compared to the EARTHQUAKE that MLABI experienced around MALI of 7.2 RICHTTER .
Oh can calculate the answer DUMMIFIED as is it way too much BRAIN TORTURE, " I never thought I say this
"BRIAN" "EAT SHIT AND DIE SUPER FAST!!!"
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