Lacking in salt

Phrase used to describe a person or situation which is either less than desirable or lacklustre. May also be used to comment on the attitude or action of a person.

"How was your trip to Guernsey?"
"Terrible, it was lacking in salt"

"I can't make it, you go on without me!!"
"Your attitude is sorely lacking in salt, stand up soldier!"

"Hai lets go to simon's party"
"No wai, it's gonna totally lack salt"

by Daniel James O'Connell January 22, 2008

Salted

When you feel all shitty, as though you have salt all over you.

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Similar to the expression "gutted".

Damn, I was well salted when Beckam missed that penalty.

by Yosef July 6, 2004

Salt Germ

A clump of salt and/or seasoning found in a bag of sunflower seeds.

Jake: Hey do you want the salt germ? I always wind up biting into them.

Sue: Sure.

by D*Nyce October 21, 2008

salt-rubber

One who makes cruel comments on an already frustrating or sad situation, thereby metaphorically rubbing salt into the wound. First use traced to Kristin W. Delli Carpini in NY in 2009

My dog died after 5 days in the doggy ICU.

Well, that's going to cost a fortune.

You salt-rubber.

by seymourbutz623 July 7, 2010

Salt Boy

The one person in your group of Friends who is always salty

Alex: Man why are you always so salty!
Jason: Salt salt salt salt salt!
Alex: Calm down! No need to be a Salt Boy!

by fat guy on your roof March 28, 2015

Salt the slug

To rub one's dick in salt so as not to infect it upon entry into a yeast-infected twat.

Dude, I heard there's a loaf of bread baking in that oven, you gotta salt the slug before you dive in.

by drzeug August 27, 2016

salt and pepper

When a white man and a black man get together in the same room, they play with each others penis's at the same time

Hey man wanna play salt and pepper

by Salt and pepper April 6, 2017