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What most square headed people don't even know they are. A square headed person has an angular jawline the same width as their foreheads. The vast majority of society considers squareheadeness as ugly and unattractive, (especially for women)-which really makes no sense at all b/c some of the most beautiful and most lusted after females in the world have SQUARE HEADS. The fact that most people don't realize this baffles me to no end......
Adriana Lima, Jessica Simpson, Jenna Fisher, Rocsi Diaz, Doutzen Kroes, Marissa Miller, Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, Heidi Klum, Miranda Kerr, Lea Michelle, Layla Kayleigh, Natalie Portman, Freida Pinto, Ximena Navarrete, Angelina Jolie, Keira Knightley, Olivia Wilde, Eva Mendes, Mila Kunis....the list goes on and on. And all of these gorgeous women are squareheaded. Don't believe me? Google them.
by whydontpeopleseethis? July 17, 2011
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Squawk

I’m gonna squawk Steph tonight!
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Hoboken Squat Cobbler

A sexual fetish whereby one sits naked in a pie and wiggles around. Crying is optional. Aka: Full Moon Pie, Boston Cream Splat, Simple Simon the Ass Man
Danny spent half an hour at the bakery deliberating between blueberry and cherry for his Hoboken Squat Cobbler, but what difference could it make since his ass has no taste buds?
by Buffy Trace May 26, 2016
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Squaw Valley

The best ski area in the world. Also known as Olympic Valley. It was the site of the 1960 Winter Olympics, which is why it kicks major asss.
Squaw Valley is de sickest resort in the Tahoe Basin.
by squawskier#1 December 9, 2008
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skank squad

Multiple females with morals that are very close to a males morals (see slut), said females join together in a group whos sexual values are so low that a member of the group would pray on a member of the male section of the human species after the male just (as in four days ago) broke up with his girlfriend to whom he had been going out for one year two months fourteen days and three point five seven hours. To say the least, they are worth less then the scum off the ass of society, yet almost every guy would trade a left nut to have sex with a member of the skank squad.
The requested example was Sarah H is a member of the skank squad, example requested by shelby
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Squaf

A threesome with 2 guys and one girl where the guys pull a fast one and begin to have sex with each other, leaving the girl to watch.
Yo bro I heard you were in a squaf last night!
I heard Tucker and Luke were going down on a girl then completely pulled a squaf on her ass!
by Brian and Tucker January 31, 2008
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Squant

Joe "I got in a car accident today man"
Tom"Did they have insurance?"
Joe"No"
Tom "What a squant!"

Robert"So man, how was your date last night?"
Josh" Alright, except her glass eye fell out while I was banging her"
Robert"Squant!"
by madboxofrox November 29, 2013
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