Screw fuck farting

The art of swapping babies in hospital or murdering there parents early on so as to perpetuate shitty ways of life that lead to such things as lepricy and the doom of all mankind and perhaps even everything

Hey Jack let’s go screw fuck farting
Sorry bobby I’ve done too much using and can’t even walk or speak which is why I am up your arse at the moment talking to you out of my body in our favourite way kiss kiss lover

by Myster Vbody May 23, 2018

Screwbydoogle

1. an act of repetitious mistakes by a person with lack of intellect.

2. a person lacking the basic common sense required to learn from one's mistakes.

The new employee continues to make mistakes on the job... what a screwbydoogle!

by AllieJoyC June 1, 2018

Screw

Real good sex

Hey,me and Stacey screwed last night Man did we go at it like cougars!

by Turtlesinruffeledsalsadresses September 1, 2018

screwing the nail

When someone is using an object in its unintended way

(ref. You can't screw a nail)

Sam: "Is this how I'm supposed to use it?"
Oliver: "No man, you're screwing the nail!"

by TheWilley September 30, 2018

screw

To depart (usually from a gathering that has not yet ended, often with negative connotations).

This party isn't doin' it for me. I think I'm just gonna screw.

by Argyle 105 October 23, 2018

Screw

To mess up
To make a mistake

“I really screwed up when I lied to my parents guys.”

by EpicsGirl9087 October 26, 2018

screw

if your fucking someone or something that holds another thing together

a screw is a short, slender, sharp-pointed metal pin with a raised helical thread running around it and a slotted head, used to join things together by being rotated so that it pierces wood or other material and is held tightly in place.
or
a time when you know you fucked up and now you gonna get yo a** beat

by Ominous cereal October 27, 2018