smoke-flirting 

the act of flaunting or otherwise trying to make it obvious to another person (or persons) that you smoke in an attempt to open communication with them because you either suspect, or know, that they smoke as well. does not necessarily have to be sexual.

1. I know that my neighbor smokes weed, so I've been smoke-flirting with him. hopefully we can share a bowl or something.

smoke-flirting by goldenshaglover September 14, 2010

Smoke Me Off 

An insult similar to suck me off but with decorative variation and added humour that makes it sound better.

P1: mate you couldn't score in a brothel
P2: shutup you gay
P1: smoke me off

Smoke Me Off by felixg123 January 12, 2011

smoke take 

Similar to a spit take, but with smoke.

A comedic technique invoked when a person is in the process of inhaling(i.e. sipping), and witnesses something so outrageous/funny (see: rich), that smoke(i.e. liquid) is ejected from his or her mouth.

A classic spit take premise involves the sipper becoming aware that their drink contains some unexpctedly outrageous ingredient (e.g. breast milk). Similarly, in a smoke take:

Person A: This cigarette is the best!
Person B: You know that's made of dried, rolled up breast milk, right?
Person A:*violent ejection of smoke*

smoke take by kavehcito January 26, 2011

Smoke Scraper 

A term reserved for the sexiest, finest looking and most talented women around. Must not be over-used, as the ratio of Smoke Scapers is often low. If a girl is called a smoke scraper she must have a few important details.

Probably a model for some agency, must be at least 5'9, hot and skinny. ridiculous body, can walk into any club in the city they want and knows it. If you with this girl you can usually bulldoze any club door in NYC nightlife.

You will never find a smoke scaper wandering around New Jersey or Hoboken or any bs place. The highest concentrations of Smoke Scapers can be found at lavo, 1oak, ave, SL.

The door is pretty hard to get into but if we pick up these two smoke scapers we can bulldoze this door in seconds.

Lets bring some Smoke Scrapers to the table so we can get bottles all night for FREE.

Smoke Scraper by DOZER 1 March 5, 2011

smoke ass

1. A rump that appears to be superb while fully clothed but who's naked appearance disappoints greatly.

2. The misleading appearance of an attractive rump.

"Dude, Cindy is a total smoke ass. When I got her naked that fine rump turned out to be a pair of soggy flapjacks"

smoke ass by Jobdon June 30, 2016

Smoke shop 

A bar or club rammed with smokeshow. The best place in the neighbourhood to see ridiculously hot women.

“Nick, that place is a total smoke shop. They’re never gonna get let your old ass in there unless you drop a grand”

Smoke shop by Buakk November 20, 2019

Smoke screen 

A lie

That’s a smoke screen

Smoke screen by I$l@ndg!r1 July 13, 2021