Self-d

When you take a selfie of your cock.

I woke up this morning with the most perfect morning wood and had to take a self-d of it for the achieves.

by moss1972 June 13, 2015

self booth

(noun) when you don't have a booth and use yourself as the booth.

We didn't have a booth at the conference, so we made ourselves the booth. We had a self booth.

by llai November 2, 2019

Self-parterned

The term single people use to tell everyone that the are not looking for anyone special or are off the hook.

Eg- So what's your relationship status?
I'm self-parterned

by Peppergum November 5, 2019

self-waterboard

Occurs at the end of a night of heavy drinking after you've emptied your stomach in the toilet and rested your head on the toilet seat. It happens as you doze off and accidentally fall forward, touching your head to the toilet water and startling yourself awake. Often combined with confessions of drinking too much and outrageous promises of never drinking again.

Man, I fell asleep on the toilet and self-waterboarded sometime in the middle of the night. My nose was blue from the toilet cleaner when I got up.

by Andrew5544 April 1, 2008

self-licensing

self-licensing happens when people allow themselves to indulge after doing something positive first

commonly used in marketing where you buy a "healthy" product to offset the unhealthy or less moral choice -might apply to purchase carbon offsets etc. which imply it is OK to have a larger carbon footprint as long as you offset

self-licensing might include driving gas guzzlers to green protests, going for a walk for its health benefits then eating cake

by meCHS January 1, 2013

self-gifting

Self-gifting is the act of purchasing something for yourself while Christmas shopping.

Self-gifting is on the rise. Estimates are that 15% of all purchases this year are for the Christmas shoppers themselves, which is up from 9% last year.

by goldandsilverowner November 30, 2010

self-sexile

1) Leaving one's domicile to avoid roommates when interacting with a significant other

2) Being sexiled of one's own volition

1) Cornelius and his boyfriend frequently went into self-sexile to avoid homophobic housemates

2) Jeremy and Claire always got so loud their roommates had not choice but to self-sexile.

by PBMax September 28, 2008