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post hockey season disorder

after the last hockey games of the season players expirence extreme sadness and depression often until new season
man, I have post hockey season disorder right now I’m just gonna go home and cry
by ———— March 3, 2019
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Jack and Diane Season

Hands down the most wonderful season of them all.

A time when the grass is growing, charcoal grills are going; and the Busch Lattes are flowing endlessly.

Dad's all over the country begin to emerge from their five month winter DIY hibernation, turn up the John Cougar Mellencamp tunes, (Bob Seger also is welcomed) crack open a busch beer and begin to paint their white New Balances green.

The time if the year when Home Depot's everywhere suddenly become flooded with grass stained Jort (Jean shorts) Dad's arriving at 6 AM buying up all their 3 colonial base, pre primed quater round and pressure treated decking lumber.

When waking up at 5:30 on a Saturday and consuming a hotdog is acceptable. Eating good in the neighborhood becomes your mantra, and debating whether screws or nails with a random person in line at the hardware store are the most appropriate fasteners is most definitely a common practice during this time.

A time when Dads, Sharon's, and Timmy's everywhere alike can get together and feel alright.

Truly the most wonderful time of the year.
"It's Jack and Diane Season y'all! Get your jorts on, crack open a Busch latte and get ready to paint em' green!!
by Cumdik April 10, 2021
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bussin out the seams

describing something good or in a positive way
boy this chicken bussin out the seams
by ikimritebit May 12, 2021
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Hauling ass like a sears catalog.

Moving real quick. You know, like a sears catalog.
Dude im really hauling ass like a sears catalog.
by Sniper115 July 15, 2021
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The Seven Seals

Based of NASB

Wrote In Palindrome's
Like Yahweh(double edge sword)
Forward and reverse audio

Li serve the first seal
Li seal with the white seal
Li's sell marken the conquest seal
Li stay with the second seal
Li snake the sun the red seal
Li's the one the war seal
Li stirr with the third seal
Li scale with the black seal
Li name my foot the famine seal
Li stove with the fourth seal
Li slay with the pale seal
Li's thank god the death seal
Li's faith with the Fifth seal
Li's sir trumpet, The Martyrs seal
Li's step martian, The trumpets seal
Li's Sket sin The Sixth Seal
Li's, Sir ray taught, The Terror Seal
Li Sleh'ath, The Hell Seal
Li's never sin, The seventh seal
Li scare god, The Great Seal
Li saw gun, The God seal
The Seven Seals So who changed sun wu's name
by MineOwedWu's August 14, 2021
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cum harvesting season

the season after winter where people voluntarily line up in a milk parlour where they milk cows and the milking machine cluster is attached to the genitals (suctioning machine). milking them like cow udders, the semen is extracted and put into a processing machine to create lactose free milk alternative.

-the average human produces 3.2 litters of semen during harvesting season
person 1: the average human produces 3.2 litters of semen a day during cum harvesting season
person 2: that’s cool! cum harvesting season is my favourite time of the year. i can’t wait~
by jummyjummy69 November 23, 2021
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Cum back season

All of April is when you are only allowed to cum on a females back during intercourse when you are about to nut.
Guy1: Dude is cum back season!!!
Guy2: yeah I celebrated it last night!!!
by Poop mated March 10, 2022
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