retarted

adj. similar to internet forum discussions about recordings of live Led Zeppelin concerts that get out of hand with silly arguments over the quality & merits (or lack thereof) of the recordings, while failing to recognize that the band is horribly overrated to begin with, let alone it's not worth getting all worked up over a 35-year old recording that may include someone blowing a police whistle.

"this thread is retarted"

by a.nony.mousse January 28, 2010

fu'rtarded

Adj.: A contraction used to describe something which is fucking retarded. It is pronounced fer-tarded.

Brian: "It's like Willy Wonken's chocolate factory in there."
Chris: "You're fu'rtarded."

by Chris Dean December 29, 2006

Retardidism

1. The act of being retarded through bacterial infection

10/10 kids suffer from retardidism.

by [e-mail] April 19, 2018

Retardid

A retard just did that. That happened.

That retardid spelldid his name for the first time then watched Teletubbies for 16 hours straight.

by Mumble Tumpkin May 9, 2018

Retarted Soulless Prostatuting Demon Monster

Your Mom, and her ass.

Also Sarah Jessica Parker.
sucks ass.

Guy:Dude I picked up a Retarted Soulless Prostatuting Demon Monster

Dude: Screw You Guy!

by Tanner J. Linares. January 9, 2011

retardedness

something being very retarded
Note: not a real word

Helen thought retardedness was a word but the almighty hawt Erich proved her wrong

by Mr.AznGuy May 29, 2011

Retardest

A fuckin dumbass would say this

Thats the most retardest thing I’ve ever herd

by Jooosh December 7, 2018