Open relationship

If you seal up the leaks, your relationship will be airtight again, it wont be open.

Not everything needs to be loosened in life, things fall apart that way. An open relationship is one of them.

by Solid Mantis October 7, 2020

Low key relationship

It’s a relationship u don’t TELL ANYONE about u can be considered bsf and fuck eachothers Brains out in da low and no one knows that means no posting pictures of them , don’t make them your home or Lock Screen!!! Don’t talk about it with anyone

Let’s have a low key relationship

by Hunchahyu January 19, 2021

not-relationship

Something between an open relationship and a relationship. A relationship in which two people act as if they are in a committed relationship (they have sex, they cuddle, they hang out, etc.) but are free to hook up with others.

Yeah bro, they're in a not-relationship!

by JimBobTheTrucker July 3, 2011

Asuka-Hacho relationship

A platonic or romantic relationship where one of the parties kills the other.

Person 1: "The only thing I knew about them is that they're in an Asuka-Hacho relationship, which I think is very sad."
Person 2: "Sir this is a Wendy's."

by FuccMe February 25, 2021

Toxic/Unhealthy Relationship

A relationship that causes physical pain, vows that revolve around unaliving, and pain to everyone around them.

Oh dude, have you seen the latest headline about Machine Gun Kelly and Meghan Fox? The engagement ring he gave her stabs her. They drink each other's bl00d too... Weird stuff. What a Toxic/Unhealthy Relationship.

by HarmoniousChaos June 30, 2022

Lean relationship

A relationship where none of the involved parties are bringing their children into the mix. This may imply that neither of the individuals have any children of their own, or the one pursuing a relationship does want to take on any additional children from the potential partner.

They are pretty attractive but they do have kids, and I'm only interested in a lean relationship.

by Lloyd Cruxmyth January 17, 2024

Relationship

We don't have one. You're stealing from me and what you have stole is worth more than anything you can producing. My shortcomings aren't the reason you are not paying me. The reason you are not paying me is that the second you do, you stop being the thing you are claiming to be immediately. You want me to have to argue with myself (which I'm not) because after I get the credit I deserve you won't even be able to argue with YOUR-self. It will be undeniable that the idea that your wife is fucking you because you're the best man around is a delusion.

Hym "Was it Albert Camus who said 'The human is the only creature who refuses to be what he is?' This is you refusing to be what you are and me being obstructed from being what I am. I'm refusing to accept your worldview as legitimate (because it isn't. It's fallacious and solipsistic) while continue to delude yourself. We don't have a relationship. If the world improves it isn't going to be Alex's YouTube channel that does it. It's going to be the fact that HYM IAM figured out how to make a usable 'AI' and he did it with an audience."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025