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Paradise Roll

It is the metaphorical dice you roll when you are married or dating someone and the odds you face the more you suck off your high school sweetheart. Odds are in your favor If you make it into the house the next morning and lay out on the couch hoping they never noticed you weren’t home all night.
Oh my god, I sucked his cock again last night. I wonder how many paradise rolls I have left .
by Cheating Odds May 28, 2018
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Paidi

Ryan isnt a paidi
by Edward the 3rd October 27, 2019
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Paidway

Properly typed 🅿️🅰️🆔WAY, this is an exclusive group. To be 🅿️🅰️🆔 one must get extensively in more than one way. 🅿️🅰️🆔WAY is no longer accepting members, if one is not in the group chat with JJ Watt, Tony for example then they are fake 🅿️🅰️🆔.
You seen what 🅿️🅰️🆔WAY up to?

Damn I wish I was in 🅿️🅰️🆔WAY.
you don’t really get 🅿️🅰️🆔 you’re fake 🅿️🅰️🆔.
PAIDWAY
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Paidum

(Adjective.) Describes something (or someone) that is from a logical standpoint not special or highly respectable in any way shape or form, but is treated as if it is.
"Look I understand that it has a big following but it's such a paidum show."

"I'm not going to lie you were pretty paidum in high school."

"Trust me, celebrity culture is just paidumness incarnate."
by Studio369 April 11, 2021
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papidealer

wow papidealer the guy with the benz
by profitlounge May 21, 2021
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paradis

Person 1: hey man, what are you writing
Person 2: oh just an essay
Person 1: I think you should use the paradise font IMO (in my opinion)
Person 2: what is the paradis font dude?
Person 1: PAR A DIS (pair of deez) NUTS IN YO MOUTH!!
by RukuIsMyName January 2, 2022
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Premature Padiddler

When one is playing the game Padiddle and believes they see a playable padiddle, and calls it out only to find that it was just a motorcycle or the car in front of another was covering one of the headlights.
Guy: Padiddle! Yeah take off that shirt girl!
Girl: That was a motorcycle you Premature Padiddler!
by Tet428 March 24, 2008
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