every jew's favourite movie in which scientists clone prehistoric hebrews such as the rabbi-saurus-rex to populate a theme park which suffers a major security breakdown and releases the jews.
"lechaim! me and the mini-jews watched jew-rassic park this weekend, phew, i cant believe i spent a dime! ahhhh.."
by J.Bunda January 9, 2008
Get the Jew-rassic Park mug.Commonly refers to twentysomething, Jetta-driving, generally vacant, spoiled blonde girls living in Chicago's Lincoln Park neighborhood (they're everywhere). So common it borders on pathetic.
by jayson December 30, 2003
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a small town at the top of a mountain, going up the 5 freeway going from la to bakersfield... the FP heezy mountains, snow, beauty all around. good friends, good memories, good times. mountain parties, meteor showers, friends, family, fun... home
by SK shorty fizzle October 16, 2008
Get the frazier park mug.Asia-Town USA. Also referred to as MPK, or Asian Retirement Town. City where "suck my" is pronounced "Chuck-Maw", "Iran" is pronounced "E-Lawn", and "626" is pronounced "Chick-too"Chick".
You know you have reached the city's boundaries as you drive down the 10 FWY and the freeway speed somehow comes down to 40-45 MPH, which is mostly due to beloved MPKians entering and exiting the freeway at an average of about 27 MPH.
City where 18wheelers pass passenger cars going at least 30 miles faster. Where Mercedes and Beemers are going about as fast as the China man riding his beachbike in the sidewalk.
City that's dead as funk when other cities are popping (Friday and Saturday nights) and is HAPPENING when other cities are dead as funk (Saturday and Sunday mornings). City where even B of A has Chinese translation next to its name, all restaurants are packed like slave ships at all hours of the day and week and business hours are noted as "We Open Seven Days". As if they're gonna close the funk down on the 8th day!
City where green means stop and red means go; turn signals don't mean shiet and you see beloved MPKians making left turns with right turn signals on and vise versa.
Lastly, MPK is the #1 exporter of Asian girls into white boy crowds of hollywood clubs and OC pubs, where they enter the city wearing banana pants and hello kitty shirts and exit a few years later to search for their whities wearing fake lashes and colored contacts.
You know you have reached the city's boundaries as you drive down the 10 FWY and the freeway speed somehow comes down to 40-45 MPH, which is mostly due to beloved MPKians entering and exiting the freeway at an average of about 27 MPH.
City where 18wheelers pass passenger cars going at least 30 miles faster. Where Mercedes and Beemers are going about as fast as the China man riding his beachbike in the sidewalk.
City that's dead as funk when other cities are popping (Friday and Saturday nights) and is HAPPENING when other cities are dead as funk (Saturday and Sunday mornings). City where even B of A has Chinese translation next to its name, all restaurants are packed like slave ships at all hours of the day and week and business hours are noted as "We Open Seven Days". As if they're gonna close the funk down on the 8th day!
City where green means stop and red means go; turn signals don't mean shiet and you see beloved MPKians making left turns with right turn signals on and vise versa.
Lastly, MPK is the #1 exporter of Asian girls into white boy crowds of hollywood clubs and OC pubs, where they enter the city wearing banana pants and hello kitty shirts and exit a few years later to search for their whities wearing fake lashes and colored contacts.
I'm in Monterey Park repping chick-too-chick... chuck-maw-dik-foo!
Forget MPK. I'm heading to OC. can I borrow your lashes tonight?
Forget MPK. I'm heading to OC. can I borrow your lashes tonight?
by RonModa November 21, 2010
Get the Monterey Park mug.A small town that you grow up in until you realize you're a big fish in a small pond. Schools are walking distance, the first In-n-Out is down the street, and you make lifelong friends here.
by mr. bubble October 16, 2008
Get the Baldwin Park mug.every jew's favourite movie in which scientists clone prehistoric hebrews such as the rabbi-saurus-rex to populate a theme park which suffers a major security breakdown and releases the jews.
"lechaim! me and the mini-jews watched jew-rassic park this weekend, phew, i cant believe i spent a dime! ahhhh.."
by J.Bunda January 9, 2008
Get the Jew-rassic Park mug.Home of the Milwaukee Brewers Baseball Club. Miller Park opened in 2001, has a seating capacity of 41,500, and some of the biggest parking lots in the majors. Also famous for its fan-shaped retractable roof, the sausage race, and lots of beer drinking. Nicknamed "the keg" by some.
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