A penis that is small in girth and length. The term comes from the fact that these penises are easy to take up the asshole. That makes them good penises to start with because they will gradually spread your asshole.
I wanted to have sex with John, but his dick is so thick that it only got an inch up my asshole. Instead, I let Daniel fuck me. He has a starter penis.
by LaurenTrattner March 3, 2014
Get the Starter Penis mug.The Naga in hazbin hotel, he is the smol bean that we have come to love, and the egg boi's want to see him find love. He is often shipped with angel dust
Alastor: hey angel would you kiss Sir Pentious for 20 grand?
Angel Dust: no *20 grand falls in his lap, he looks at Sir Pentious both tense*
Sir Pentious: GTF AWAY FROM ME! PERVERT
Angel Dust: no *20 grand falls in his lap, he looks at Sir Pentious both tense*
Sir Pentious: GTF AWAY FROM ME! PERVERT
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A Black Bulter fan girl who is to stubborn to admit she had blatant shitty Black Bulter oc rip offs. Thinks she's high and mighty but when the poor furry goat gets critiqued she runs and ignores the critics.
by Timothy Lawrence July 17, 2018
Get the Pentagrin mug.From Deus Ex Machina, A Penis Ex Machina is when a sex scene is unnecessarily dropped into the plot of an otherwise decent film or story in order to boost the ratings.
Some sex scenes are vital to plot, but this describes only when they blatantly serve no relevant purpose to the story-telling.
Alternatively, it can be used to describe a twist in the plot of a pornographic film in order to bring about the vital sex scene. When a girl in the plot is constantly refusing sex, and then something triggers her suddenly to lust after the male protagonist, this is a Penis Ex Machina.
Some sex scenes are vital to plot, but this describes only when they blatantly serve no relevant purpose to the story-telling.
Alternatively, it can be used to describe a twist in the plot of a pornographic film in order to bring about the vital sex scene. When a girl in the plot is constantly refusing sex, and then something triggers her suddenly to lust after the male protagonist, this is a Penis Ex Machina.
Person 1: "I heard the movie we're going to has a spicy sex scene!"
Person 2: "Is it part of the plot, or does it come about through Penis Ex Machina?"
Person 2: "Is it part of the plot, or does it come about through Penis Ex Machina?"
by OzzyOswalt July 13, 2009
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Get the penile loogie mug.Every time a Clown gets a hard-on while in a clown car packed full of other clowns. The Clown's boner then causes all the other clowns to receive erections. This causes the process of leaving the car to take a longer time, and sometimes scars some children as they see clowns with boners sticking out of their funny clown pants.
Slappy the Clown: "Hey Little Timmy wanna see a balloon animal"
Little Timmy: "Yes Please"
Morgan Freeman; "That is known as the Carnival Penis Effect"
Little Timmy: "Yes Please"
Morgan Freeman; "That is known as the Carnival Penis Effect"
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