No Shit

US Army slang in common use during the Vietnam War but probably originated during the Korean War. The phrase has multiple meanings which are dependent on the inflexion used and can usually only be determined from the context of the conversation. Four of the commonest are:-
1 No shit? – Are you giving me the facts?
2 No shit! – I am telling you the absolute truth!
3 No shit. – Don’t give me any lies or evasions.
4 No shit? (A question but with an implicit sneer) – Why don’t you carry on stating the obvious, you dumb cocksucker?

“Get your gear together, Charlie’s had his ass kicked and we’ve got 24 hours in Saigon!”
“No shit?”
“No shit!”

by AKACroatalin November 22, 2016

No hesi

Racing on the highway switching lane to lane at a high rate of speed through thick traffic

I just got a new BMW, I’m about to go no hesi on the highways

by NoHesi October 17, 2020

no sword

When a man loses his 'manhood'. The term sword is an innuendo for the male penis.

Abi - Haha you suck at Swords Ben.
AJ - Well it's because he has a broken sword!
Abi - It must suck having to live life with a broken sword.
Ben - I would rather have no sword then a broken sword.

by Alijohn April 20, 2008

No work boner

The act of getting a hard on as a result of having no homework, or bullshit thats due in the near future.

I had absolutely no homework to do all weekend, so I just partied with my no work boner.

by Skae310 January 26, 2011

No siree bub

With out any possible doubt, NO. Nope, Never, Never in a million years. Absolutely not. Used in conjunction with; Do I look I look that stupid to you?

I am not sticking my hand into that thing, no siree bub!

by Cozen December 3, 2011

no trace fap

when your at a friends, a relatives, or even your girlfriends and they have to leave the house for some reason and your all alone and you rub one out and when they get back they dont know (sometimes they have a suspicion and look for clues) because u dont leave a stain, tissue and not even the internet history or even a boner when they meet you unexpectly

grannys tried to catch me slippin with her fast hd laptop and her nice guest bedroom with a kleenex box conviently placed on the nightstand but little does she know ima no trace fapper

by the dead truth January 13, 2013

no fluff

Only realness, nothing superficial. Not at the surface, but the deep.

It's a way of being. You're only real.

Do you really like this?
Of course, no fluff ✨

by SOUND ΛLCHEMIST ✨ November 22, 2016