Monster-Schwanzer

Penis of enormous proportions.

Dont slap me with your monster schwanzer!

by Prometheus July 29, 2003

monster of the month

Usually reffering to the ''whore of the month''; the girls EVERYONE'S fucking.

James: Hey look, its Mary.
Jessica: She's the Monster of the Month. Fucked her twice.

by heatherrrrr. June 18, 2008

Monster Zero

The Planet X code name for the alien monster, King Ghidorah.

On Planet X, everything has a number. King Ghidorah is Monster Zero. (the quote from the movie is actually "number zero", but I had the use the phrase "Monster Zero" in the example, so there you go)

by NickJownz March 13, 2009

Monster Cawk Slapped

When you have a sugar high off the energy drink monster and your having sex.

Last night i monster cawk slapped that girl

by DeLarsh January 25, 2009

Monster Pong

A form of beer pong played with Monster Energy Drink instead, usually played by Presbyterians at church camp.

-Hey lets go pray!

-Nah I'd rather play monster pong.

-Yah dude.

by YAHDUDE. July 19, 2010

Monster Pounce

When one owns another in any way shape or form.

WOW! You guys just got Monster Pounced!

by SuitabIe December 8, 2010

Mongered

to believe you have won at poker and start celebrating, and then find out you have squat

Alan said "I have a straight, I've won" and then has it pointed out to him that he didn't infact have anything, he has infact been Mongered

by rafe May 2, 2013