lappy

Short for laptop computer, especially old and outdated models.

What's your lappy weigh, like 42 pounds?

How many pictures of Parker Posey can you fit on your Lappy's 2 mb hard drive?

I bet I can hold my breath longer than your lappy's 5 minute battery life.

Your lappy looks like it's packing about 512k of RAM -- or am I a bit high?

Nice plastic rectangle -- erm, I mean, lappy.

My lappy 486 is the love of my life!

by Josh December 1, 2004

Lapper

A lapper is when one individual is taking a poop and a second individual sits on his/her lap to drop a log between the original pooper's legs.

Jack: "Scott, all those beans we ate earlier are making me have to take a poop."
Scott: "No way, me too. We should totally take a lapper."

by Smileywords June 2, 2015

Lape

1)Unconditional love for dolphins
2)A extreme case of over achiever
3)The opposite of George.
4)Anti-George

"That Matt, he is so Lape for that Dolphin."
"Dude, don't Lape that exam."
"Are you laping me right now?"
"Haha, you just got lape."

by Issam March 31, 2008

Lapping

The act of punching a hole in the bottom of a beer can with simply one's thumb in order to obtain a perfect opening to shotgun said beer.

An expert lapping would entail using ones lower canine tooth to pierce the top of the just shotgunned beer and tear off the cap of the beer.

"I want to shotgun! who has a key?"
"We dont need keys, Dan's lapping the beers for us!"

"Hey, guys! I just lapped my first beer!"

"Wow, I'm drunk. I just got dont lapping about 6 beers in a row."

"How did you do that!?"
"I just lapped it"

"He can lapp beers!?"
"yeah he's a lapper!"

by BigD229 October 24, 2011

laptop

A 21st Century Boom Box

Yo' I just pissed off everyone on that train by walking in with "Move Along" playing on my laptop

by Dan the n00b slayer November 20, 2006

Laptopping

Laptopping is where you sit on someone's lap until they become uncomfortably warm.

Jim: Dude, I was laptopping Pam last night.
Henry: How hot did she get?
Jim: Very

by littlernermaid October 17, 2013

Laprasing

Having sexual intercourse on top of the Transport Pokemon Lapras. Usually done over a large body of water.

I hear Amy and her girlfriend go Laprasing some nights near the waterfall.

by JingoFatt May 25, 2016