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Landing Pad

When you put toilet paper in the bowl first, so when you take a shit the water doesnt splash up.
"Yo I just got soaked from the huge shit i just took"
"Dude you gotta make a landing pad next time you take a dump!!"
by The Rye Bread September 14, 2011
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Land Fish

A fish-god that rose from the ocean incomplete, gaining experience and knowledge through the trials of humanity. The result was a fish bearing the humanoid limbs of many gods he had violently obliterated, save for the limbs. His own creation revolted against him and his controlling ideals, creating a new wave of powerful entities caught in constant battle. It still rages on to this day.
Person A: "Hey have you heard of our lord and savior?"
Person B: "Yeah, Land Fish?"
Person A: "What? No, I was talking about Jesus, what the fuck is Land Fish?"
Person B: "Get the fuck out"
by landfishworshipper100 September 25, 2019
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Landon

1. Landon is a guy who is desirable . Calm but attentive . Sweet and gently when needed . He’s there for you when you need him and can give you the world if you asked , he’s the most caring man you’ll ever meet . He makes you feel like something and someone you never have . His smile can make your day turn from bad to the best day of your life . Hanging out with Landon makes you nervous and get butterflies but he’s there to always calm you down and make you laugh . He jokes a lot and friendly . He has the most beautiful eyes and loves music . He likes face time and enjoys long night drives . He is the type of man that you can fall for you and allow your heart to love . He can save you in every way possible like he did me .
1. Landon is my soulmate
by riahh.onpluto March 14, 2021
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Ash-O-Lantern

An Ash-O-Lantern is a person who loves Ash Horne from The Midnight Beast an unbelievable amount.

A lot of them try and spread him around to help him become more famous :P they obsess over random videos of him also... Some find a little (or alot) too much info about him...Some can be seen as freaky .. others just really really reeeeally like him.. all in all they love Ashley Horne.

They can be seen on all Ash related message boards.
Girl 1: Do you consider yourself an Ash-O-Lantern?

Girl 2: Well last Saturday I spent hours trying to find a leather jacket like Ash's and got my brother to buy it and wear it... so .. you could say that...

Boy: Hey guys!

(gets ignored)

Girl 1: Oh man did you see that video of him dancing!! I tried to learn the dance ... I guess I be an Ash-O-Lantern too..

Boy: guys? hello?... (hangs his head in sadness)
by tipsofmytoes May 16, 2010
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1-Inch Lance

The weenie of someone whose name begins with the letter "P."
Hopefully Parker doesn't give Brennan his "1-inch lance!"
by slurp999 January 21, 2021
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Lanya

A beautiful wonderful most superior friendship that everyone with clear skin stans.
by lanyastan October 19, 2020
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landon

the one who shows you what love is, will do anything just to see you, thinks you're the most beautiful girl in the world, and loves you unconditionally.
the sweetest, most loving boy in the world
"Did you hear that shes dating Landon?"
"Wow shes so lucky!"
by anonymous October 25, 2020
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