Gordon Lightfoot

Gordon Meredith Lightfoot, Jr. (Yes...his middle name is Meredith) is a Canadian songwriter born in 1938.

He is arguably most known for his song "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald", a song/story about what happened in that horrible tragedy. Some of his other well-known songs include "Sundown", "Black Day in July", "Early Morning Rain" and many more.

Lightfoot has been having many health issues since 2002, and was even the victim of a death hoax in 2010. However the 81-year-old singer continues to perform to this day.

Gordon Lightfoot must have lied that he doesn't have a middle name a lot throughout his life...I certainly would if my middle name was a female name.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 29, 2020

Dirty Lighthouse

Where you and your partner take a bath together and they suck your dick while its hard and above water level.

Sean really ruined the moment last night while we were in the bath. He asked me if I could give him a dirty lighthouse!!

by SFox_WF January 4, 2021

R/lightmodepatrol

I know it’s a joke but it is the f*cking stupidest joke of all time

Person: *posts a meme on reddit*
Other Person: R/LIGHTMODEPATROL OPEN UP!

by Kenny’s alt account January 8, 2021

The Light Switch Bitch

When you’ve been talking to a girl for so long and you get to know her so much and then all of a sudden she switches up on you turns into a different person and makes you hate her. .....the light switch Bitch.... here one second; gone the next.

The Light Switch Bitch is the girl that you have been talking to you makes you feel like you know her, then out of nowhere she switches up on you .

Friend: don’t worry about her, Tanisha just a light switch bitch...it’z what she do
You: I know but she made me feel like I was the only one. I gave her all my energy and time. Then her personality DIPPED!

Friend: wow what a light switch bitch!

by Twitch: TTVDeepReef February 25, 2021

Green-light

When someone uses a green laser to shine at someone else’s face to distract or inconvenience them from what they are doing.

During the playoff match between Senegal and Egypt, angry Senegalese fans were caught to green-light Mohammedan player, Mohamed Salah, besides throwing glass and rocks at the Egyptian team.

by Covido March 30, 2022

Utah Light

A special light in every Mormon household, when the light goes off, the Mormon individual or family goes down to the mothership (Utah) to re-energize their membership. It is impossible to refuse the Utah Light, and it is almost impossible to dismantle.

The Arnolds Utah Light went off last week, I'm pretty sure they are down in Utah

by Gertrude Arnoldson May 4, 2023

in the light, which I see

Something an Ars from Bat-Yam would probably swear in, to prove his innocence.
from Hebrew.

"I didn't do it. I swear to you in the light, which I see".

by phlegmat March 26, 2005