talk about jesus

Phrase used in order to disguise the fact that you are going out to smoke pot.

Johnny: Hey mom im going to Timmys to talk about jesus
Mom: Ok have fun sweetie

Minutes later

Johnny: Dude I love talking about jesus!
Timmy: Me too! Pass the Honey Buns

by callmemunch March 30, 2008

Praise white jesus

A phrase used to praise anything for which a white Jesus would be responsible. There are a variety of Jesuses all of different races which must be praised at the proper time.

Praise White Jesus! Somehow I got to work on time.

by Big Billy Terry July 25, 2009

Jesus Jeans

ripped or "holy" jeans. They're so holy, they're jesus jeans!

Dude! LOOK AT MY NEW JESUS JEANS!

by nikkiandmorganarecool. June 1, 2010

JessicaSlumberParty

Deceive people with a tempting link, but actually link to tranny pr0n. Coined by Phil on shacknews.com

Oh damn, I got JessicaSlumberParty'd and my mom came in. She's taking me to counseling every week now.

by hansmuff August 30, 2007

Jesus Ranch

A place to hravest tomatoes in the sand.

A nice place to take a walk in the woods, if you don't mind the smell of shit.

The natural habitat of the Silver Stripped Mushroom, which, of course, makes you fly.

"I come uppon a Silver Stripped Mushroom and I fly..."

by Diamonion January 28, 2004

Jesus handles

The handles on your car used for

a) hanging dry cleaning

b) holding on to dear life while you are in some sort of accident, praying to Jesus.

They are more commonly known as oh shit handles.

Wendy made several tight swerves that caused Bobby to crash into the window, so he held on to the Jesus handles to steady himself.

by Newbia Leogetti September 6, 2005

Strake Jesuit

A place where real niggas go, every one there smokes loud shit, everyone says bet

That dope nigga goes to strake Jesuit

by FuckWhatTheyTalkinBout June 13, 2016