Jordan 

A ‘Jordan’ is a male who seems friendly but is very slow/ stupid. It’s a male who is comfortable speaking to women but struggles to get any action as women can’t see past his friendly but dumb.

Ahh man you’re such a Jordan, you’re so slow

Jordan by Stevesidwell1111 July 25, 2022

jordan 

The love of my life. She's always there for me when I need her, or when I need to feel loved or cared for. She makes me feel safe whenever she holds me. She knows how to put a smile on my face whenever I need it. I always show her off to everyone and am proud and happy to say she is mine. I don't know what I would do without her. I would be nothing without her. No one has ever made me feel like this. No one has ever made me think of having a future with someone like she does. No matter how many arguments, fights, or anything bad we go through, I will never leave her or not love her. Shes my entire world. Shes always on my mind, I'm always thinking about her and our future together. I cherish our relationship more than anything in this entire world. i could have never imagined even having a girlfriend and her being the one. because she is the one. shes the one i want to spend the rest of my life with and marry. i cant wait for our wedding day and seeing how happy she is. And when i read my vows out loud to everyone, they'll see how much I love her and being with her. i love my jordan.

i love Jordan, she so damn sexy. like lemme get a piece of that mamacita

jordan by bigittybish6969 July 25, 2022

Jordan 

The gayest Richmond FC fag you'll ever meet. Man mispronounces words like three and thrust by saying "free" and "frust". He is also very competitive and likes bullying Syrus a lot.

Jordan is a Richmond dud

Jordan by KocsisTheWestCoastFag July 26, 2022

Jordan 

An annoying, misbehaving person who constantly interrupts meetings and conversations.

"The guy was such a Jordan"

Jordan by Rocketerium July 27, 2022

Jordan 

Big bankroll ass nigga hoes love em to dat but he always kno how to trick a bit don’t think he jus kno dumb ah nigga he send tae to send a blitz quick 4L type Shi

Damn shawt is dat Jordan he finna come take my hoe Omg

Jordan by Stk steakhouse type eatin August 2, 2022

jordan 

skatepark, works at zumiezs, fire, is short.

if you ever go to zumiez don't trust the man name Jordan he lied about Jordan skatepark and says stuff is fire but he lies

jordan by draco malfoy haircut August 6, 2022

Jordan 

The biggest cock I have ever seen it is the most amazing thing to ride it is so big I cant even fit it in me. His cock is so big that when it is hard you cant tell if it is the Burj Khalifa or his penis.

Jordans dick is the biggest in the world

Jordan by MonkeyMan69420Weed August 13, 2022