Chittling Grease

Chittling Grease is created after a man has had hot sweaty frog sex with a woman all night long and the next morning, without taking a shower, he goes and plays basketball. Once he is finished playing basketball he has now mixed a woman's love juice with some nasty sweat between his balls and his legs. This will create a nasty, funky thick, brown substance and the smell is equivalent to that of chittlings.

Joe: Did you hit that last night?
Frank: I hit it all night and got up and played basketball.
Joe: I knew you smelled funky why you were playing.
Frank: Oh yeah, I got some good old chittling grease right now. Here smell!

by Julio Rumundo June 19, 2008

Grease Monkey

A teenager going through the tough times of puberty that begins to create a thick layer of grease upon ones face

Kevin: Mike, did you hear Nunzio is becoming a grease monkey?

Mike: My older brother just went through that, it's discusting!

by KKKillyourself December 16, 2013

Greaney Bomb

The direct result and complications risen from when someone clumsily steps on or spills something

Jack: SHIT
Mike: .... what?
Jack: I just spilled this brand new bottle of Nyquil... Its everywhere/ I just spilled the cheese salsa... Its everywhere
Mike: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, not another Greaney Bomb

by beestmode360 November 9, 2009

Greaney

one who does not allow his kids to have motorized vehicles of any kind and is contradicting himself because he was into things like that as a kid

wow kev, big greaney said no... AGIAN!

by achhmed January 18, 2011

Grease Trap

When a over weight male can only have sex doggy style and has to put his stomach on the partners lower back. The sweat and grease build up between the two is known as the grease trap.

Kyle placed his stomach og sarahs lower back then when he was done he licked the grease trap.

by Boxsmasher111 September 14, 2011

Greasy Ladas

A person who drips with greasy chicken grease. Despite being so greasy, he is often seen among the supermarket aisles picking up copious amounts of grease of various nature. Sometimes it is chicken fat, nicely broiled. Other times it is perfectly molded cheese oil.

Person 1: Hey lets go get some crisps from the supermarket!
Person 2: Alright sure I would... OMG!
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Its a... GREASY LADAS!
Person 1: It's disgusting, picking up jars of chicken fat!

by kateeedrasoon September 26, 2011

greasy

to look/be cool or attractive

your outfit is looking greasy today!
you are so greasy

by immmamazing October 24, 2018