gong fucker

Gong is the medeval term for shit, Fucker is the act of one fucking

Gong Fucker- one who fucks shit

" I love fucking gong, for I am a gong fucker! Will someone please take a shit for me?"

by jiggy jo momma October 14, 2009

heart fucker

Some one that you like or love that you never tell how you feel but you still hang out with all the time. An some how they know how you feel but they still right in front of you start getting with some person.

Jane started rubbing that guys cock at the table last night it was a real heart fucker.

by BiGGss October 17, 2009

chum fucker

One who sticks his penis into a bucket of fish guts.

Can be used in place of... buddy, pal, man, dude, bro, spic, moolie, or kooncoli.

Xavier: What up chum fucker?

Ted: Fuckin yer mom.

by poopboobs187 June 24, 2011

weekend fucker

Noun.

A person who ruins weekends. Namely by requiring others to attend meetings, do work, or finish projects over the weekend because of their incompetence, inefficient planning, and/or laziness.

Frequently occurs in college dorms and office settings.

I had to go in on a Saturday because that new guy didn't finish the paperwork on time! Weekend fucker.

Those weekend fuckers waited until Sunday to email me that they would not be finishing their half of the lab report due Monday afternoon.

by King George the Cat February 27, 2012

Hag Fucker

A guy who cheats on his girlfriend often with the ugliest, dirtiest, homeless, nastiest hoe he can find. He does this to prove his conquesting ability because he's too old and ugly to find a decent looking chick that resembles being of the human species.

Person 1:
Tommy is such a hag fucker, did you see the last hideous broad he fucked?

Person 2: Yeah that bitch makes coyote ugly look good!

by Ladysea January 24, 2013

fap fucker

The one who fucks a fapper. or fap before fuck.

Jenny is a fap fucker, coz Ron is a fapman.

by Pawll May 14, 2014

floor fucker

an extremely slutty cheerleader that frequently drops to her knees and makes sexual gyrations with her hips while being very close to the ground

Did you see Emma cheering today? She was a total floor fucker during her dance

by Dora la exploradora January 30, 2015