crack baby

1. A baby of a crack whore that is deformed.
2. A person you know that is high and acting retarded or unable to control themselves. Not a functioning social user.
3. A person that is addicted and jonesing for some of whatever they are addicted to, unable to obtain what they need they appear to be a crack baby.

I smoked a bowl and went to the Spring concert. I avoided crack baby status by keeping it together.

by nick May 16, 2006

crack a nut

To ejaculate.

Man 1: "Wow, that stripper's lap dance actually made me crack a nut!"
Man 2: "I need to go there more often..."

by Nutcracker March 17, 2014

twi!crack

The addictive psychotropic novel and its sequels, which has been blamed for the loss of an entire generation of American girls.

"Yeah dude, Cindy got into that twi!crack, and now she lost her scholarship to Dartmouth."

by canisqmajoris June 16, 2008

Crack Attack

When your ass crack itches badly

Man, Jeremy over there scratchin his ass. He must be having a crack attack

by _WonderBoy_ January 16, 2015

crack-rabbit

a crack smokeing bunny named henery with snake-bites and an earing

i have a crack-rabbit

by henery the crack rabbit November 16, 2010

crack the clam

To penetrate a vagina.

Trixie is recruited into the caper as bait, and who wouldn't want to crack the clam of that hot mama?

by The Amazing AO July 26, 2008

crack pepper

Seasoning composed of Ground or chopped pubes. Add to pasta for a good afternoon snack.

My pasta was a bit bland so I spiced it up with some crack pepper.

by OGBirdman69 September 21, 2013