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Food Nerd

One who knows about the latest restaurant in town and has basic knowledge of it's menu selection. They brag about the newest restaurants and the latest apps. These 'foodies' also tend to have the latest app that tells them about the latest restaurant. Typically they're overweight and use overpriced restaurant entrees to temporarily quell their inadequacies and loneliness.
Michelle: Have you been to Johnny Cocks yet??
You: Um, nah..I dont really know where that is.
Michelle: OMG, you HAVE to go! That place is amazing! They serve a dish called 'shit on a shingle' and it's revolutionary
You: Ok, sounds good I guess...but I'm saving my money for some new running shoes. I'm not really a Food Nerd so I guess I'm not hip to those new places that last a few months.
Michelle: Oh.
by itakepwnership May 25, 2014
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Food Bitch

food bich adj. 1) Someone who whines excessively at the thought of or presentation of a new or foreign food; 2) A person who is highly elitist about the foods they eat and chastises others for their choice of food or favorite foods, a snob or self-identified-food-enthusiast; 3) Someone unable to finish the food on their plate.
1) What, you don't want to try this Thai food? Man, you a food bitch!

2) Person 1: "You eat McDonalds?! Don't you know you they harm animals and treat them unfairly? You can only eat local, sustainable foods. Those are the best."

Person 2: "Why do care about what I eat? Oh right, you're a food bitch."

3) Person 1: "Finish your food. Don't you know there are starving kids in Africa?"
Person 2: "I know, I know! But I can't: I'm a food bitch!"
by dtothelouis June 20, 2011
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Food Lion

A term used to describe one's bulge in the pants. "Food Lions" usually incite fear and/or happiness. In most cases, fearful happiness. God bless Food Lion.
Holy hell, check out Timmy's enormous Food Lion! How misshapen you are!
by Froogler April 1, 2004
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food box

I am going to punch you right in your food box if you don't get over here.
by Nikdor September 29, 2008
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Food-a-call

While nobody really knows how this came about, it's commonly used when describing the action of calling up the dominion and ordering some pete-zor.
1. Who wants to make a food-a-call? I heard the dominion has new Philly Cheesesteak pete-zor.
by Shortass October 12, 2004
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food stupid

Condition when you eat too much and your body's energy leaves the brain to focus on digestion
Man, we went to OG last night and I got so food stupid that I started to slur.
by Bizzzach August 5, 2008
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Food service Friday

Sunday.

As the majority of restaurant business is done on weekends, Sunday is typically considered to be the end of the work week.

Blue law areas aside, this is when your servers and cooks get significantly intoxicated at your local watering hole.
This weekend sucked, let's get trashed for Food service Friday.
by 86ed April 16, 2009
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