Definitions by Shortass

dones 

Fried, doughey delicacies more commonly known as donuts or doughnuts. Often enjoyed with coff or maybe some sips. Purhchased at the local DnD.

1. You guys want some munch? I got the dones and the coff in the truck, let's go!

2. Alright, let's go out and get some dones to supplement our Food-a-call.

dones by Shortass October 12, 2004

Calling a domininion 

See call a dominion.

1. I don't really want to be the one calling a dominion tonight.

Calling a domininion by Shortass October 12, 2004

Food-a-call 

While nobody really knows how this came about, it's commonly used when describing the action of calling up the dominion and ordering some pete-zor.

1. Who wants to make a food-a-call? I heard the dominion has new Philly Cheesesteak pete-zor.

Food-a-call by Shortass October 12, 2004

DnD 

Abbreviation for Dunkin' Donuts. Consisting of legions of illiterate foreigners who serve a most excellent variety of dones, coff, and many other forms of munch and sips.

1. Wanna vench to the DnD?

DnD by Shortass October 12, 2004

Vench 

The abbreviation for the adventure. Adventures in this use consists of lots of boys, few vehicles, very little money, late-morning hours, and zero ladies involved. Often taken to the local DnD in order to recieve dones, coff, or the other various sips and munch they serve.

1. Anyone down for a vench? I'm in the mood for some dones.

Vench by Shortass October 12, 2004

Axis of Evil 

The hypocrytical -------- that think they're clever with their over-used anti-Bush and US statements.

See also immature, unintelligent.

Axis of Evil by Shortass July 31, 2003

Penny-Arcade 

My only source of entertainment on those long, lonely nights devoid of video games. This is one of those nights.

Penny-Arcade by Shortass July 31, 2003