don't light my shed on fire

A response to be used when being yelled at, such as by a parent. The rough equivalent of "don't tase me bro!" An answer indicating surrender and a desire to avoid harm.

Mom: "I told you to be home by 5! How could you be late for your grandfather's birthday?!?!"
Son: "Sorry, mom! Jeez, don't light my shed on fire! I just forgot, OK?!?

by smalltowngamers July 29, 2010

firettoigloo

A superior and stronger igloo than any other igloo in the world. Better than any other little igloo, made by a weak girl with little fingers

My firettoigloo kicked your old igloos ass yesterday.

by asdfagsgh January 14, 2005

Firetoe

a burning sensation in your toe after pleasuring an infected vagina

"oh fuck, i have got a firetoe, i knew i shouldn't of toed that slutty whore last night"

by fuckmetillibleed March 2, 2017

Fire Sauce Raid

Taking more fire sauce than is recommended or needed in an attempt to deplete the sauce reserves at taco bell in a single trip. The adrenal rush that results is akin to robbing a bank.

Fire Sauce Raid '08! 119 Fire Sauces today! The heat we felt from Joguina was almost as hot as the sauce itself. She was eyeballing us like a prison guard as I emptied the tray..

by AMaubrey February 18, 2009

Fire Aqua Doo Doo

When some thing is soo sooo good that just calling it "fire" isn't enough.

You know I got that fire aqua doo doo!!

by MissAlieha January 26, 2010

Fire Jesus

Fire Jesus is essentially real Jesus with two major differences; the ability to shoot flames, and the psychotic tendency to burn Pagans. He will spend vast amounts of time simply hunting down and burning Pagans with flames that spurt from his palms.

Pagan: Man, I sure am ready for a long day of bettering my society as a whole followed by some naturalistic tree worship!

Fire Jesus: My ass you are! *shoots flames which instantly incinerate said Pagan"

by Chocolate Pudding Man September 16, 2011

fire drill quickie

During a fire drill in a school or other such public building, you and your significant other hide in a closet or somewhere small and deserted, then when the building is clear you proceed to have sexual intercourse, finishing as everyone comes back into the building and joining the rest of the crowd. If done correctly nobody will ever find out about your actions.

Matt: Dude where were you during that fire drill today?
Jeremy: My girlfriend and I did a fire drill quickie. We fucked in the bathroom while everyone was outside. It was epic.

by eg3311 December 31, 2011