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New Zealand Goat Farmer

Background:
It’s a known stereotype that farmers in New Zealand experiment with bestiality, especially with goats, this sexual technique can be used when someone wants to have the sensation of having sex with livestock but doesn’t want to commit bestiality.

Definition:
When a man and woman engage in dogie style or anal sex. The man precedes to grip and squeeze the woman’s breasts (like he’s milking a goat) while she makes sounds mimicking a goat. This could also be with two females or two males (one with man boobs)
Woman: Gosh my tits are sore, that’s the last time I let him try the New Zealand Goat Farmer
by Dingle123 January 4, 2009
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turret farmer

A word used to describe someone in Natural-Selection who builds 20+ turrets to block alien movement, and constantly walks around repairing them with a welder.
by Superman22 October 5, 2005
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Melon Farmer

When they cuss on TV, this is the word they substitute for mother-fucker, ALWAYS in a totally different voice.
(high-pitched voice) Shut up, you stupid (low deep voice) melon farmer!
by BFG December 6, 2003
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keke Farmer

This is a description of a gold farmer in the World of Warcraft. These are typically people from eastern regions such as Chinese or Koreans. It literally means happy farmer :)
Player1: I need to buy some gold.
Player2: Go to the keke Farmer's website then :)

Player1: Dude, this keke Farmer is stealing all my mobs with his hunter bot.
Player2: Report him to a GM and get his ass banned!
by Daws January 18, 2008
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farmville hacker

someone who logs into a friends account to send gifts to themselves on farmville
'that apple trees great'

'you only got it because you went on my account and sent it to yourself you farmville hacker!!'
by MG.... October 29, 2009
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Turkish Farmer

Commonly refers to a farmer who enjoys plowing the fields of Turkey. However, it can also refer to a young boy who has a pair of drumsticks for legs.

Other names for a Turkish Farmer include:
1: Turkatron 9000
2: Turkasaurus Rex
3: Pharmaceutical Turk
#1: That little blonde-haired boy looks like a Turkish farmer!

#2: Person 1: Hey, I just bought 2 packs of gum for the price of one. The pharmaceutical turk behind the register gave me and ULTRA discount.

Person 2: Wow, what a big bad Turkasaurus Rex.
by Turkasaurus Rex August 4, 2009
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mylene farmer

1. Mistress of French Pop music, tends to stay in the shadows. Not seen in daylight except in music video's, which is probably a special effect so she doesn't disintegrate. Music is Graceful and Spunky. Often Works with Laurent Boutonnat.
1. Did you see "Mylene Farmer" come out of that casket? She rocks!
by JanG May 13, 2005
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