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Facebook Parent

A facebook friend, you may or may not know well, who gives parental advice on every update they read. You think about deleting them as a friend every time you see you have an update from them.

-Mary: Having a bad day; wish I had more money.

-Facebook Parent: Mary I know a great financial planner who could help you. Also my sister in law is a credit counselor I really think you need to learn about money management.

-Mary: Last night was insane I cant even remember his name but I hope I see him again!

-Facebook Parent: Mary you should be careful you could have been killed! What if you end up being pregnant you wont even know who the father is!!
I posted pics of my birthday party on Facebook today and Elisabeth commented that I need to wear clothes that cover more and that I should take some pictures when Im not holding a bottle! She is such a Facebook Parent!
Facebook Parent by MaryOnegative February 3, 2010
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Facebook wanker

A person who masturbates to photographs of people that they may, or may not, know while connected to the social network called Facebook.
I caught Pat masturbating to some chick on Facebook again. What a Facebook wanker.

Rob has a Kleenex pile 10ft deep from looking at Facebook. What a Facebook wanker.
Facebook wanker by hipp5 May 3, 2006

Facebook Like Button 

The most amazing thing Facebook has ever invented. You either love it, or find it incredibly annoying.
Ex 1. Oh shit, why did Matt click the Facebook Like Button, on everyone of my pictures, now i have 23 notifications, DAMN YOU FACEBOOK.
Facebook Like Button by Haskoo February 11, 2009

facebook hemorrhoid 

The red swelling you get on your ass from sitting on the chair too long waiting for someone to comment on your Facebook wall.
Man I was waiting for her to reply my comment for 2 hours and now I have a facebook hemorrhoid.
facebook hemorrhoid by seans November 28, 2007

FaceBook Faggot 

A person who likes every page, and joins every group.
"God, everyday, that FaceBook Faggot George has 600 new pages that he is a fan of.

facebook fired

v. being fired for something you post on facebook
Damns, I just got facebook fired!
facebook fired by Ben Ril January 27, 2007

facebook ho 

Someone who thinks they are cool by posting reallllllll slutty pictures on facebook.
"Did you see Katelyn's new pictures?"
"Yah man. she a facebook ho."
facebook ho by AANNNEE December 11, 2007