double dick dildo

killing two birds with one stone.

man i got laid last night and that pissed this fuckboy off, what a double dick dildo!

by BigDogsRana March 16, 2016

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Schrödinger's Dildo

When you buy someone a dildo for their birthday but it goes missing the day after.

Briggs: Where did the dildo go?
Corcoran: I don`t know man, it`s Schrödinger's Dildo!

by FolanBriggsCorcoran December 17, 2020

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Shrek SUPER Dildo

Contains super vibrations, triple green dick, 6969hz and 69V. Its really exciting to nut with a beautiful shrek dildo. U can get a peppa pig toilette paper free

You: I want some really sexy sex toy
Seller: I have perfect triple shrek super dildo!
You: AH YES DADDY FINNA JERK IT

by ShrekpornStripperMonke January 23, 2022

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diamond dildo

The reaction to an insult of someone saying "do you have a horseshoe up your ass?"

If you are in a poker room and you say this to JJ then his response will be "what do you have, a diamond dildo?"

by ikedaddy April 23, 2006

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(noun) a penis-shaped object sold in sex stores and home catalogs used to probe and stimulate the vagina or anus.

(adjective) describes someone who lacks common sense or cannot seem to use logic to make sense of things. That is, their logic and mentality is "floppy" just like a dildo. (the term applies to both men and women).

(noun)
GIRL 1:"Girl, my boyfriend's dick isn't as big as I thought. "
GIRL 2: "You should buy yourself a dildo. It's probably bigger than his dick."

(adjective)
DETECTIVE: "If the man drove her home, and he was the only one at her house at that time, and he myesteriously disappeared, he must have murdered her! Am I right?"
ROOKIE: "I don't get it..."
DETECTIVE: "Dude, you're such a dildo!"

by isa_approved January 11, 2010

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