usually lives in New York, lives a thousand miles away, looks so pretty. Times Square can't shine as bright as her. Worries about distance, gives songs another listen, Times are getting hard for her, Her friends make fun of her, she laughs along with it because none of them had felt that way, She's the blame for the world never being the same. Two more years and she'll be done with school.
"Hey there, Delilah!"
"Hi!"
"What's it like in New York City?"
"It's hectic."
"I'm a thousand miles away but girl tonight, you look so pretty."
"No, I don't! Stop it!"
"Yes, you do! Times Square can't shine as bright as you. I swear it's true."
"Hi!"
"What's it like in New York City?"
"It's hectic."
"I'm a thousand miles away but girl tonight, you look so pretty."
"No, I don't! Stop it!"
"Yes, you do! Times Square can't shine as bright as you. I swear it's true."
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Me: Larry why are you walking so funny?
Larry: My girlfriend gave me a Devil's Blumpkin last night and I'm burning through my dickhole to my asshole.
Larry: My girlfriend gave me a Devil's Blumpkin last night and I'm burning through my dickhole to my asshole.
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Much like the Devil's Balls, this is also a common cooking related incident:
The hot oil that splatters and spits at you while you're cooking food in a pan.
Example: When you're cooking bacon and the oil splatters up and onto your arms. Even better if it gets on your face.
Like a cumshot from the Devil himself, heat and all. Can also call it Devil's Cumshot.
The hot oil that splatters and spits at you while you're cooking food in a pan.
Example: When you're cooking bacon and the oil splatters up and onto your arms. Even better if it gets on your face.
Like a cumshot from the Devil himself, heat and all. Can also call it Devil's Cumshot.
"Ow!"
"What'd ya do?"
"I just got Devil's Cum all up on on my arm! Bugger didn't even buy me a drink first!"
"What'd ya do?"
"I just got Devil's Cum all up on on my arm! Bugger didn't even buy me a drink first!"
by tenkunsfw March 11, 2022
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by Rectul Penetrator April 29, 2022
Get the Devil’s Handshake mug.Rob's been in the can for quite a while. Think he's making a Devil's pie right now on my grandparents toilet?
by goodlooking456 May 11, 2022
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How dare she? I gave her a slice of my peach pie and she only ate a Devil’s portion…
And at my daughter’s quinceanera!!!
And at my daughter’s quinceanera!!!
by lobesonthesand May 11, 2022
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Implies the devil will shed a tear first.
A variation of the saying "Devil may care".
Implies the devil will shed a tear first.
A variation of the saying "Devil may care".
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