The Dave 

A sexual act in which you wait until your partner fully undresses then you sit down on the edge of the bed and convince them that your life is worthless because you are the worst off person in the world. Then you go sit in the closet, cry, masturbate to a poster of Jeff Gordon while using your tears as lubricant, then attempt to kill yourself and fail. Repeat as necessary.

Dave Castleberry is The Dave

The Dave by PensacolaHero May 11, 2009

dangling dave

When your floppy penis wont go into the butt you were trying to fuck, so you jerk off and stick you finger in there instead.

Dude, Koppel gave me a dangling dave in the lockerroom!! It was horrible!!

dangling dave by bio 100 May 10, 2005

naked dave 

the best internet friend a person could ask for. trustworthy, honest, sweet, and plus hes a sexy beast. we share the enjoyment of bananas, carrots, gilmore girls, and charmed.

Summer- pudding cakes
Naked Dave-hmm
summer-are really good on a hot day
Naked dave-is it a pudding or a cake?
summer- both
kyleighnc- how awkward

naked dave by Summer was a bummer October 14, 2008

fat dave 

a person who, when they were a child, was "fat" or "chubby", but grows up to be a thin, attractive person; however, person may have other traits such as assholery and douche baggery when older (not always necessarily, however)

"Wow, he was surely a Fat Dave! Look at the chins on that one! He may be attractive now but he punched my friend in the face yesterday."

fat dave by Seggy October 17, 2008

A Dave 

A Dave aka a 'David Bowie' (blowie) is the act of falatio or a blow job.

John 'did you see Emma last night?'

Duncan 'yeah that bitch was giving a Dave all night!!!'

A Dave by Slinks July 22, 2014

to dave 

To become bald before ones time.

Do you reckon Richard O'brian "daved"

to dave by Joe Heller May 6, 2005

Lemon on cardboard Dave (locd) 

When something is the most terrible thing person or idea

“Your Gacha edit is Lemon on cardboard Dave(locd)
“My teacher is Lemon on cardboard Dave (locd)

Lemon on cardboard Dave (locd) by The_Real_Fuck_Tart October 17, 2020