Doing The Dave

The act of inviting a woman out for a drink, paying for the couple of drinks that she drank. And then asking the next day for her to Venmo you for the two drinks that you paid for.

Please don’t tell me that after the fact you’re going to text your date from the night before and ask for her share of the bill. You can’t possibly be doing the Dave

by the man who gets the bat August 3, 2021

Dave Jorts

Cutting pockets and pant legs out of jeans thinking you're still in your 20s, but you're not. Cutting shorts too short will cause blindness to those around you.

Men over 40 love showing off the new and improved Dave Jorts, with out permission.

by Letemburn May 2, 2022

Dave Moss

Fucks hundreds of bitches every single day.

Damn dave moss fucking hundreds of bitches every day as usual.

by Ckkddjchc May 6, 2019

Baby Daves

This where someone's tears and cum/jizz are mixed together through either deliberate or circumstantial act

You okay bro? I heard you had the Baby Daves during a wank after your partner left you.

Wow, did you see that pornhub clip - that dude had a huge pool of baby daves after he was pegged by that nurse.

by TikTosh75 February 19, 2021

pull a Dave Seville

To accidentally exit a residence without an important item, especially pants.
A reference to the movie Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007).

My faulty alarm clock almost caused me to pull a Dave Seville this morning.

by meluvcheese August 21, 2024

Dave Diot

Ass Hole, Jack ass, a general person you hate, May harass you for no reason

Your such a Dave Diot!

by TheMan696969863 September 8, 2010

Toothy Dave

Toothy Dave is the Tooh boy. He is the toothiest boy there is. He chews rocks like they’re gummy bears and his molars are political prisoners plotting a coup. Tooth Jesus.

“Yeah, I worship Toothy Dave”

“Toothy Dave Toothy Dave Toothy Dave Toothy Dave Toothy Dave Toothy Dave!”

by Timmy Asshole October 10, 2025