rectoral college

What butthurt Liberals call the Electoral College when it doesn't favor them.

Libtard: Fucking rectoral college!
Sane person: Oh shut up! You're just pissed because it didn't favor you this time!

by Kanna-Chan January 19, 2017

college hayride

grand and absurd revelry, often relating to a ridiculous string of events following drunken mayhem.

The term derivates from a night in a small Ohio town, when
a hayride full of drunk people stopped in a central parking lot. Everyone on the hayride was shouting "hayride!" Several dozen drunk and high students ran toward the hayride and hopped on. The students soon discovered that the driver of the hayride was a retiredpolice officer of 28 year who had recently left the force. On the hayride,an elderly lady offered some of the passengers beer. The hayride proceeded down mainstreet, where everyone waved bottles in the air and screamed, "College! Hayride! College Hayride!" The hayride ended at the retired police officer's house, where all the passengers where invited inside for more booze and halloween snacks.

For all the unexpected goodness in ohio! and in oberlin and else where- COLLEGE HAYRIDE!

I blew some adderoll & wrote 50 pages on Lyndon B Johnson -- it was a real college hayride!

by evanl December 8, 2006

Greenwood college

Greenwood is full of pussy kunts and ugly kunts that wont do anything

Jimmy: what school you go to
Jake: i go to greenwood college
Jimmy: wow mush be shit
Jake: yeeeee it is in year 11 and 12 everyone is still virgins its sad
Jake: ur mums gay lol

by Mikes my hunt February 14, 2018

Trinity College

An East Perth college who take pride in anal penetration via carrots. Trinity Teachers also enjoy watching students do such things. They love a little phap after classes taught by male teachers and tend the bathrooms at break time holding hands. Their cocks are average length, but thinner then pencils. All their second teams and lower suffer from lack of sperm in oral/anal cavities, while their first teams only suffer from itchy scrot. They are also know for preforming childish pranks including Phantom and lawnmower on peers. Many Trinity students prefer to be known by other abbreviations such as Sarah. Students are known for choosing anal before sex especially when it is done in the maccas bathroom.

Guy 1: "We're versing Trinity College this week"
Guy 2: "fuck, I remember half the team had green shit running down their legs"
Guy 1: " Yeah I saw that too. all their chairs also have two dildos attached"
Guy 2: "one to stop leaking and one to stop queefing"

by WesleyWankers May 12, 2021

college mourning

Mourning the fact you're not a college student living off beer, Ramen noodles, and mommy and daddy's money anymore.

"Why does Johnnie still wear his (insert any) University football jersey and drink until he falls down?"

"College mourning."

by Paulzzy March 29, 2010

dubai college

Dubai college is a school with 99% smart asians and 0.5% white kids. The other 0.5% is Laura, the wholemeal pasta.

Damn you got to Dubai College? Ha, fat L. *forknife dance*

by dubaicollegerules! October 19, 2019

mohawk college

The "#1 rated college in the GHTA" because of the surveys they shove down their students' throats. Home to possibly the most unoriginal school mascot ever, Mo the hawk.

Employer: "Oh, you went to Mohawk College? Sorry but you don't qualify for the position."

by Labraderp September 13, 2017