A dude sits atop the toilet tank and craps in it, facing forward. A woman (or man, I guess...) sits on the toilet backwards and also crals as s/he performs oral sex on the guy seated atop the tank.
What were you two doing in the bathroom so long?
I expelled every fluid imaginable thanks to getting an upper-decker double blumpkin.
I expelled every fluid imaginable thanks to getting an upper-decker double blumpkin.
by Terry O'Raynis April 4, 2023
Get the Upper-decker Double Blumpkinmug. When you are getting head while you take a shit on the toilet your nuts get warm from the saliva and hang mighty close to the water any sudden movement can can cause a dunkin blumpkin ( freshly dunked nuts)which becomes more common as we get older.
your honor in my defense, I couldn't get oral sex at home while blasting a dookie, a public bathroom was my only other option. For I have recently been the victim of a dunkin blumpkin
by Heavy D Dingleberry May 6, 2016
Get the Dunkin blumpkinmug. On my way to a my frat brother’s bachelor party in Vegas I received a ball draining Mile-high blumpkin from the flight attendant.
by Mile-height pilot December 11, 2022
Get the Mile-high blumpkinmug. by Cracker man 999 May 17, 2021
Get the Blumpkinmug. When your blowing your homie, and during the climax, the blower throws an egg in the face of the blowee, who is simultaneously pooping.
Often used as act to demonstrate extreme coordination and devotion to your truest of homies in the face of an adversary.
Often used as act to demonstrate extreme coordination and devotion to your truest of homies in the face of an adversary.
Brandon and Cody haven't left eachother sides sense BUDs, I heard Brandon gave Cody a Praire Blumpkin.
by Dys_vet October 22, 2024
Get the Praire Blumpkinmug. known all over the Blumpkin queen is the master of all things blumpkin related.
you only achieve this title after successfully completing 35 blumpkin s
you only achieve this title after successfully completing 35 blumpkin s
Yo tyrone, you see that girl over dur?
yeah dawg i do why wassup?
she’s the blumpkin queen of the hood
i herd she will give you a blumpkin for 1 twisted tea and a rubber band
yeah dawg i do why wassup?
she’s the blumpkin queen of the hood
i herd she will give you a blumpkin for 1 twisted tea and a rubber band
by big daddy dirty dick December 30, 2020
Get the blumpkin queenmug. by CharlieRomeo August 24, 2021
Get the Blumpkin Spicemug.