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Soggy biscuit

A male masturbation game where men boys stand around a biscuit and have a circle jerk. The last one to ejaculate on the biscuit has to eat it. This game is often associated with Lewis Knight
Hey lads want to play soggy biscuit at sleep over
by Castleford slang 122 June 27, 2018
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pant biscuit

When you shit your pants at age six, were too embarassed to tell your mom, and walked around stinky all day with a pant biscuit.
by Lacey Lou October 18, 2003
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Sexual biscuit

The sexual act of rubbing two buttholes together.
She wanted to perform a sexual biscuit with him.
by Innuendogrl May 20, 2018
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cheese biscuit

wiping your choad (or the skin between your nutz and dick) and then wiping your finger under someone's nose.
would u like a cheeze buscuit?
That cheeze biscuit smells great!
by graffix chic June 30, 2004
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Soggy Biscuit

A Party style game using several different players. One person takes a biscuit and places it for all to see. The objective of this game is to masterbate and ejaculate on the biscuit before the other players. The last player to cum on said biscuit loses. The Loser Eats the Biscuit
Johnny taught his friends to play soggy biscuit but lost and had to eat the biscuit.
by Hunter.6.0 January 21, 2015
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biscuit bandit

A ravishing amazon bounty hunter who defends breakfast from evil.
The Biscuit Bandit saved the day by protecting my waffles from Lord Lunchmeat!
by tacotue August 6, 2023
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Smokey Biscuit

Usually poisonous and known to cause cancer, it is a chemical, herb, narcotic, or medicated substance packed into a cylindrical form that you light or inhale through smoking paraphernalia.
He pulled a smokey biscuit from behind his ear and placed it in his mouth. He searched for a lighter.

"Do you need a light?" she emerged with a lit match. The deliberate inversion of a subtle courtship signal was obvious, but an afterthought to the pang of addiction. Cupping his hands around the flame, he inhaled, deeply. "Thank you, so this is what it feels like to be a chick?"
She shook the flame from the match and tossed it in the ashtray.
Puffing in silence, their smoke thickened and curled around them like a wall of indifference. Eventually, she rubbed hers out with the toe of her red stiletto, he stamped out his, and they went back into the club.
by WiseCookie August 9, 2018
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