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michigan basement

When you turn a woman over, saying you're going to have anal sex, but instead shove dirt into her rectum.
Last night I gave Melissa a Michigan Basement
by Elizafox July 6, 2017
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Dirt Basement

1.The butt ; i.e., the anus , or anal canal

Deriving from:

2. An unfinished basement ; specifically one with a dirt floor
Example: ¹
*Someone puts their hand dangerously close to my ass crack *

"No key, no entry to my dirt basement"

Example: ²
"I only go in my dirt basement for laundry. It's too dampand smelly to be in it all the time."
by less_jess October 19, 2019
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Laureny Basement

Laureny basement is cool and awesome. She brings McDonald’s and other fast foods items. And let you use the WiFi
“You still in Laureny basement?”
“Yeah! It the bomb!”
by Ilovemyself78 June 21, 2020
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Third Baseman

A guy who doesn’t have sex, opting to draw the line at fellatio, cunnilingus, and other heavy petting, all while avoiding ejactulation; Voluntarily celibate - volcel
Girl: “Mmm your couch is so comfy and you smell really good
Guy: “You’re such a sweet gell”
*sometime later*
Girl: “Omg! Put it in me!!”
Guy: “Hahaha! I’m a third baseman! I’ll be keeping my cum!”
by Smykovsy January 22, 2021
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Teddys basement

Basement of Teddys (little girl lover) in the village. This basement is full of drugs, crime, and rape.
Did you hear about the girl that got assaulted in Teddys Basement last week?
by Blaise Belmarsh May 12, 2022
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the basement yard

The Amazing Podcast hosted by

Joe Santagato and Frank Alvarez
Someone: I love the Basement Yard podcast
Nobody: never heard of it

Someone: I'm sorry you have no life
by MayoJohnson_- December 15, 2022
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shaking the basement

Farting with such magnitude while one is seated on a sofa that others can hear and possibly feel the fart thunderclap through the sofa.

Feels similar to a large base-tube when it is cranked. May or may not exhibit an odour.

This is often confused with minor earth tremors and after-shocks.
Hot Woman: Ahhh... What was that...?

Bean Eating Dude: What was what?

Hot Woman: I heard a loud crackling thunder and the ground shook through my ass.

Bean Eating Dude: O' that was just me shaking the basement a little.

Hot Woman: You're disgusting.

Bean Eating Dude: I should change my underwear.
by Rolene M December 24, 2010
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