A game where participants whack golfball-sized portions of horse manure with sticks, with the goal of hitting a specified target. The target may be the face of one's opponent.
Compare to barnyard Frisbee.
Compare to barnyard Frisbee.
Lem 'n' Orly was playin' a round o' barnyard golf when Suzy Rae sashayed into the barnyard. "Kin ah play too?" she asked.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
Get the barnyard golf mug.A game played in a barnyard or a cow pasture, wherein participants hurl dessicated cow pies. The goal can be to attain the greatest distance, or to hit a specified target.
Compare with barnyard golf.
Compare with barnyard golf.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
Get the barnyard Frisbee mug.Any clingy drunk at the bar who insures your misery by talking your ear off about the most inane shit you can imagine. Excuse yourself to the bathroom and leave them talking to your friends.
"Oh, shit. Here comes Kelly. Can't wait to listen to that barnacle talk about used Telecasters for 6 hours. Pardon me, I have to go to the bathroom."
by Moonwtrash February 18, 2009
Get the barnacle mug.Look at that dog, it has a small barnis
My dog tony has a cute barnis.
That shiba's barnis is a different color then the other dogs.
My dog tony has a cute barnis.
That shiba's barnis is a different color then the other dogs.
by Gortzworth October 31, 2011
Get the barnis mug.A girl name. She is beautiful and errisistable!!! all the boys love her, she is never shy and very funny. she always makes you smile!!!
by starstruk June 19, 2009
Get the Drew Barnes mug.A person who is generally perceived to be so incompetent that all tasks given to them invariably turn to shit.
This applies especially to those who (for one reason or another) are not, or cannot be fired, and they drift along clinging to their shitty work, sinking project after project in a craptastic cataclysm of titanic proportions.
This applies especially to those who (for one reason or another) are not, or cannot be fired, and they drift along clinging to their shitty work, sinking project after project in a craptastic cataclysm of titanic proportions.
I hate dealing with Jenkins, that turd barnacle in marketing. I spell out exactly what I need, and he still manages to screw it up. He's promised the client a rocket powered nose hair trimmer that runs on gummy bears.
by kynaris June 4, 2011
Get the turd barnacle mug.Car Sales: A person with bad credit who is unable to get a car loan. A total waste of time. Too many of these customers in a month will sink the month, just like too many barnacles on a boat will sink that boat.
That last customer was a barnacle! The Finance department could not get him approved even with $2000 down
by danth666 September 19, 2009
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