strip-of-bacon

it is a landing strip, super dumbass.

by Anonymous December 19, 2002

Kevin Bacon

Brother of Kelvin Pork and Kalvin Ham

OINK! OINK! Oyyyyyyyyyyyy! DUUUUUUUUUUUH!

by Mister Ignorant March 29, 2004

burnt bacon

a black lesbian

"man i dont want no damn burnt bacon this time"

by Megan April 23, 2004

Bacon Strip

The poop streak left on floor when your cat drags ass across it after leaving the litter box.

Zera left a bacon strip on my floor again. She's too fat to clean down there, so she uses my floor like it's her toilet paper.

by Apirella of the Kind October 17, 2010

Making bacon

Having sex with a large woman

I was with this lady last night. She weighed 200 pounds, we were making bacon.

by Stan April 11, 2006

Bacon surprise

a delightful meal cooked and prepared with random ingredients, the surprise is that the meat aint bacon.

"That sure aint bacon, looks more like cat..."

by TargornXelos March 2, 2005

Bacon Fist

A mixture of salad croutons, beef jerky and shredded cheese.

The Bacon Fist, although sounding like a crude sexual maneuver is actually based in the culinary world. A delicious party favor or snack for road trips.

"wow i could truly go for the bacon fist right now, i'm so hungry."

"Hey Mrs. Guitard, Would you please pass the bacon fist, what kind of croutons are in here? ceaser? excellent, thanks!"

by Matthew67 May 2, 2008