1% milk

A very poor substitute for the best kind of milk, which is 3.25 % milk

Why the hell would you have that watery 1% milk when you could have 3.25% milk?

by The Replicator December 20, 2014

1-Pump

n. (wŭn-pŭmp)

1. A woman so incredibly sexy that the mere sight of her makes male ejaculation possible utilizing only a single inward stroke (or pump) of the penis shaft.

2. The very highest (and rarest) level of a rating system used to determine the attractiveness of a female based on how many strokes of the penis shaft occur before ejaculation.

Woah! You just missed a total 1-Pump dude!

by JQF2.0 November 29, 2010

Oct.1

Oct.1 is skip school day! Me myself. I came up with the ideas so everyone skip school on oct.1 !!

I can’t wait til oct.1 !

by Jaliyahhhhh September 29, 2020

December 1

National send nudes to someone who has short hair day

me: omg she has short hair and its december 1,you know what that means..
friend: yeahh!
together: send nudes!!!!

by make.pizza.com November 1, 2019

Number 1

Number one is a number. Why the hell are you looking this up?

"Hey, your number 1!"

by My dictionary284 March 18, 2020

November 1

the day me and my girlfriend got together

oh, it’s november 1, it’s liv and hanyiahs anniversary

by Livose November 4, 2019

dRn-1

An ancient dreadnought thought to be the dreadnought of dreadnoughts.

by Diaren Whan October 6, 2003