by bolivari May 25, 2023
Get the Sexmug. When you both sad don't know what to do with yourself so he sticks it in your mouth as a team choke and cry .
by Thispagewasmadeforme September 10, 2020
Get the Emo sexmug. The act of eating the seeds of a cantaloupe melon before ejaculating into the space left behind and sealing the melon shut, leaving it for a week in the fruit bowl, before gifting it to your girlfriend's dad for him to eat before he goes to church on a Sunday morning
by Ejack_Ulator8008135 April 29, 2022
Get the Sexmug. Dad: she has nice toes.
Shammay: ew dad what are you saying she has sex on toes ew suck her cheesy toes
Shammay: ew dad what are you saying she has sex on toes ew suck her cheesy toes
by Tiesssstowsss February 7, 2017
Get the Sex on toesmug. That wasn’t the total end, though. As Jack lay on the ground — still sleeping — Rynn looked around and successfully found a tiny piece of paper and a pen. She quickly wrote down a note on the paper, then folded it up and gripped it hard in her hands. As Rynn poked Jack awake and helped him up, Rynn opened Jack’s hand, put the note in it, and closed his fingers around it to keep it safe.
After that, Rynn glanced around to see if anyone was still there waiting to be fucked. When there wasn’t, she decided to go back home to her apartment. Rynn quickly told Jack and walked to her car and hopped in, still nude as she sat in the front seat.
Jack didn’t know what else to do now that Rynn was gone. He really liked her, even if he didn’t know anything about her other than her name. He felt lonely now, but then he remembered Rynn something into his hand. He opened his hand that was in a fist and found a tiny, yellow and crumpled piece of paper. Jack took it using his other hand and pulled it so it wasn’t crumpled anymore and he could read it.
It read: “Meet me at Rodrick’s Diner at 6:00 p.m. Don’t be late!” Jack almost fainted with joy.
( kind of a sex cliffhanger ; )
After that, Rynn glanced around to see if anyone was still there waiting to be fucked. When there wasn’t, she decided to go back home to her apartment. Rynn quickly told Jack and walked to her car and hopped in, still nude as she sat in the front seat.
Jack didn’t know what else to do now that Rynn was gone. He really liked her, even if he didn’t know anything about her other than her name. He felt lonely now, but then he remembered Rynn something into his hand. He opened his hand that was in a fist and found a tiny, yellow and crumpled piece of paper. Jack took it using his other hand and pulled it so it wasn’t crumpled anymore and he could read it.
It read: “Meet me at Rodrick’s Diner at 6:00 p.m. Don’t be late!” Jack almost fainted with joy.
( kind of a sex cliffhanger ; )
by buttermilk sex November 11, 2021
Get the Sexmug. by CreatorConnie June 8, 2021
Get the Sexmug. When you have a Sexy Dream, that is both horrifying and arrousing at the same time. Some people still get off on their Sex Nightmares.
Ria loved having a Sex Nightmare that involved a wheel of cheese, black ribbon, fancy panties and a man with condom fingers chasing her.
by CheeseyMcDoodle July 7, 2017
Get the Sex Nightmaremug.