National Phone Sex Day

A day of phone sex

Want to have phone sex on national phone sex day?

by KonDaDon June 25, 2022

Sex Yoga

When you engage in so many multiple, sometimes crazy, positions during sex that your muscles have gotten a workout. You may even develop sex muscles from it.

Me: The sex was crazy good last night, but he had me wrapped up like a pretzel at times.
Them: What kind of position?
Me: Well in yoga it would the cow pose, or the sphinx pose. Maybe even child's pose.
Them : So you are telling me that you had sex yoga last night?
Me; I guess so!!!

by Siouxsie Supertramp December 13, 2020

Sex

Here’s a nice way how to tell your kids how sex works without it being awkward

subtract the clothes divide the legs, imagine it being a pencil sharpener, you then pull out the hard pencil and put it in the sharpener and things will proceed to happen, the yelling and moaning that is happening is a perfect sound you wanna hear from the female subject

THEN VIOLENTLY CUM

And that’s how sex works kids, just make sure to wear protection when doing it

by Tabkat January 7, 2022

Sex

You see, when a man and a woman love each other very much, the man shoves his caterpillar 3000 into the woman’s badusay 8000 and they fuck until he releases this liquid called sperm which has a fetus that will probably grow in the woman’s stomach, and the fetus will turn into a baby, and she’ll give birth to it.

Bro, I had sex last night! - Noah
*gapes* Bro, how you pull her? You ugly as fuck my guy. - Jon

by meorningchae March 26, 2022

virgin sex

We only have been dating a week, but things were already getting steamy, but I am a virgin and will only allow him to 69. Did he just put an explosive in my hoo ha? Woah, it did not even hurt.

"I like virgin sex. I get free explosives. But I can never find them after we finish."

by BadBoyByron January 12, 2024

Quest Sex

The kinda sex you get after killing a dragon (defeating an ememy, obstical, or rival in a professional workplace or situation) saving a village from an army of attacking monsters (providing a stable household for your woman and offspring in the face of lifes moral dillemmas) or any other large and notable achievement.

I havent gotten quest sex since my honeymoon, maybe its time to hit the grinding stone.

by KingjackMehoff May 8, 2022

Sex

Sex, means to hug someone why would i lie ask your mom or dad if he didn't get milk

Me "Hey, wanna have sex teach?"

Teach "Sure!!"

by my long schlong jr November 5, 2021