morning water

that glorious first piss of the morning.

Edvard likes to start his out his day with a nice steaming mug of his own morning water.

by Dickie Moist October 8, 2003

party water

Vodka, or any other clear alcoholic beverage, disguised in a bottled-water bottle.

Ever since she's been sober you never see Lindsey Lohan without her "party water".

by Mikesy December 11, 2008

watering the rosebud

When you piss in your partner's ass.

I watered her rosebud.

by James Wren May 10, 2004

moustache water

The perspiration of a moustache which is caught by the tounge and swallowed.

Geraldo Rivea survived on moustache water in the Iraqi desert.

by rob April 4, 2003

Spicy Water

Used to describe very low octane gasoline.
Term used by Jeremy Clarkson on the UK automotive show Top-Gear.

Cars in the Soviet Union were designed to run on gas octane ratings as low as 72! That's hardly even gasoline, that's just Spicy Water!

by qwerty732 July 30, 2017

Water Dip

When your D is so big it touches the water when you sit down on the toilet to take a dump.

Damn bra, last night I was takin a huge shit and I took a water dip

by K-Rich January 5, 2006

Water Apartment

Term for the grand space of a handicap stall in a bathroom. Spun off the old term of water closet which was, for all purposes, just a toilet in a space the size of a phone booth. Usually contain a jump seat for a child or little friend, bars you can rest your head on for a quick nap, and a coat hook on the door. In most cases also contains a working door latch, something that is missing in the toilet booths.

Similar to the Taj Mahstall but with fewer amenities.

See also Taj Mahstall, Water Apartment and Toilet Booth.

by Sci-Fi Wasabi May 12, 2010