Touching Cloth

when the brown dog is peeking his nose through the fence, when the turtle's head is out, when you need to drop the kids off at the pool.

the feeling of playing ping pong in your undies (without a partner)

by Amy Noonan August 9, 2003

touching cloth

The need to defecate.

Got to go, I'm touching cloth

by Farquar-Large April 25, 2003

touch grass

a noice action you can do to not be a lol gamer

can i ples touch grass?

by nike kicks November 2, 2021

touched the floor

From professional cycling. A euphemism for crashing while riding a bike. Used to downplay the effects of crashing such as road rash.

He was chugging along the street at 25 mph when he hit a pool of water, lost control of the bike, and touched the floor.

by Mike D. Scott May 17, 2006

Touch weights

To lift weights to increase strength.

"In order to compete with other centers in the Western Conference like Yao Ming and Tim Duncan, I have to touch weights." - Andrew Bynum, center for the Los Angeles Lakers.

by Brad Helms February 2, 2009

Touchnoob

A player in the world of Guild Wars who uses the 'touch ranger' build, focussing on health draining while using minimum energy for it.
It's really easy to play this build and considered noobish.

omg, go away touchnoob.. go fck yourself

by SeventhGrave July 22, 2009

touchas mullet

touchas is butt in yiddish and mullet means business in the front, party in the back now we have to look at the human body and go to the butt area.
it is when you have hair all around your asshole and can be very long, curly, or wavy. it is very long, over 6 inches long.

her touchas mullet was so long that i braided it with beads and made her buttlocks!

his touchas mullet was so hairy and curly i could have cut it off and made a wig.

everytime i fart my touchas mullet waves like a flag in the wind

by chill311 August 23, 2009