factotem pole

A pole lining up all the sycophants and ass-kissers that support a deranged POTUS.

A recent TV interviewer referred to his guest as a "factotum" for President Trump. That guest (Stephen Miller) was actually part of the factotem pole that includes the likes of Bannon, Huckabee Sanders, Rush Limbaugh, etc.

by euphemistmo January 7, 2018

Barber's Pole

The visible result of entering a woman who is on the rag.

Mary had her time of the month last night. My lad was like a barber's pole after.

by Lee Kick March 24, 2021

Crisco Pole

When the police try to interfere on what's only good fun...

We were only having fun when we discovered the Crisco pole, since PPD greased Philly's street poles in Crisco when the Eagles won to prevent climbing but, lo and behold, true Birds fans succeeded on the slippery climb.

by southphillyclout January 28, 2018

electrical pole

Fat cock

he has an electrical pole

by RIDETHATPOLEZBO August 7, 2016

dirty pole smoker

One who takes male members of unclean fashion into their mouths.

That guy doesn't like Harley's what a dirty pole smoker.

by HuntleyRules April 26, 2015

North Pole

Slang term for the violent NorthSide neighborhoods of Chicago

You hear about the shooting up in the North Pole?

by Hdyhhdn September 4, 2023

Flag Pole

Skinny dick, big foreskin. Typically unsightly. Looks like the skin could be painted and used as a flag. Skin gets so worn that it's hard to get laid. Usually can't get a date so they gotta masturbate. Some times there is lube, some times there ain't. Before you know it your foreskin inflates.

Example 1: "I was going to go down on the guy, but he wiped out a real Flag Pole. It was long but the skin was so floppy I almost gagged on it. I'd be surprised if he even felt it at all."

Example 2: "Today I showed my patriotism online. Painted my dick and foreskin like a Flag Pole and snapped a picture in the wind. They got more of a laugh out of it than anything."

by Half Mast May 27, 2021