Definitions by ElSpoonage

slutfund 

A collection of money that is purposely saved with intentions to be spent on a slutty person(s) in exchange for sexual favors, generally an unspoken mutual agreement.

Justin puts his spare change in his slutfund at the end of each day.

Justin spent much of his slutfund on a date with Janet.

slutfund by ElSpoonage May 20, 2018

teat dipping 

The act of dipping ones nipple into a fresh pile of pole milk.

Janet was caught teat dipping after Justin spooged on her pillow.

teat dipping by ElSpoonage April 1, 2018

pole milk 

Semen. Sperm. Spunk.

Janet likes the taste of Justin's pole milk.

Justin delivered a sample of his pole milk to the urologist after his vasectomy.

pole milk by ElSpoonage March 31, 2018