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ElSpoonage's definitions

slutfund

A collection of money that is purposely saved with intentions to be spent on a slutty person(s) in exchange for sexual favors, generally an unspoken mutual agreement.
Justin puts his spare change in his slutfund at the end of each day.

Justin spent much of his slutfund on a date with Janet.
by ElSpoonage May 20, 2018
mugGet the slutfundmug.

pole milk

Janet likes the taste of Justin's pole milk.

Justin delivered a sample of his pole milk to the urologist after his vasectomy.
by ElSpoonage March 31, 2018
mugGet the pole milkmug.

teat dipping

The act of dipping ones nipple into a fresh pile of pole milk.
Janet was caught teat dipping after Justin spooged on her pillow.
by ElSpoonage April 1, 2018
mugGet the teat dippingmug.

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