A fart that is extremely long and/or loud due to the fact you have been dating a new girl and cant get enough time away from her to purge your lower bowels. The massive volume is due to the constant build-up of pressure. A girlfriend fart is still considered singular if it pulsates while walking.
Dude 1: As soon as I walked out her front door, I began a fart that lasted all the way across her lawn and the sidewalk. That was like 40 feet!
Dude 2: Sounds like you have a case of the girlfriend farts my friend.
Dude 1: (farts for 32 seconds)
Dude 2: Sounds like you have a case of the girlfriend farts my friend.
Dude 1: (farts for 32 seconds)
by Key-Lime February 17, 2011
I had cancer farts at thanksgiving dinner
by Elgurgas Beef Stroganoff November 01, 2017
by PMax February 23, 2008
Thought to have been named after the actual farts that the Lord Jesus Christ was reported to have made on many occasions. A fart having a fragrant aroma not disimilar to that of summer berries with a hint of coriander and wood smoke.
by Shawn Hampton September 08, 2008
Veronica walked up to Jenna and gave her a (punch fart) in the gut causing an audible fart to come from Jenna's rear-end.
by Girlygoo January 26, 2012
term of endearment, usually indicative of someone or something (i.e. pets) who occasionally farts, but you like them anyway.
by Peter Thaddeus May 30, 2006
by That_Monster_Frisbee August 27, 2015