Salty Mongoose

When a man ejaculates on a girls face, then smacks her face with his member a few times, like a striking mongoose.

Related to the salty pirate.

I was banging Melissa last nite, and I gave her a salty mongoose, all Riki Tiki Tavi-style.

by Josh April 13, 2004

salty

Ryosuke Osawasabi

Wow that guy is Ryo! salty af

by Ryosuke Osawasabi February 26, 2017

salty walrus

When you cum in someone's nostril and he or she snorts it in.

Person: "What the hell?"
You: "Ha ha, salty walrus!"

by daniel July 22, 2004

salty

word use to describe someone who has just been proven wrong after they swore on their mama's grave they were right.

(this particular meaning originated in philly)

joe-"Yo man i'm tellin you ron ron fucked that bitty up...no lie"
lamar-"no he didn't nigga u trippin"
joe-"yea he did!!! (voice escalating)"
ron ron- (just entering the room) "joe shut the fuck up i ain't touch that hoe"
lamar-"hahhaaha u feelin salty now nigga"
joe- "whateva"

by ya gurl December 28, 2005

Salty Johns

When you stop start (edging) and then some of your own semen enters your mouth by accident upon ejaculation.

Jacob: "So guys i was stop starting last night and some jizz got in my mouth!"
Adrian: "well thats Salty Johns mate!"

by ChristiesALoser May 23, 2015

safety curtain

The hyman. Refers to the hard curtain lowered at theatres during set changes, where the labia are the stage curtains.

I was the first to lift her safety curtain and enter centre-stage.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

Safety Rope

Slang for Marijuana. Used in conjunction with Safety Meetings.

Hey man, we're about to have a safety meeting. You got any safety rope?

by Rub October 20, 2004