pondom 

Overused condom. A condom used more than once.

I had so much sex last night, my pondom was dripping.

pondom by fluentfrench April 25, 2022

The pounder 

Yet another, slightly milder version of internet trickery (See: Meatspin, tubgirl, goatse and lemonparty) where a repeated clip is shown of a man lightly tapping his penis with a hammer.

Awww fuck. the pounder.com!

The pounder by Some bro September 4, 2006

daughter pounder with cheese 

A man with a bit of extra meat than the rest. He is a true hetro sexual therefore he only fucks daughters not sons.
His only fall back is that as he pounds so many daughters he often falls asleep without showering resulting in post sex, day after, nobial cheese.

"Dude's like a porn star, he’s shot so many bitches with his single barrelled shot gun he's a fuckin daughter pounder with cheese."

Also fun to ask for at Mc Donalds instead of a Quarter Pounder with Cheese, but only if you're a girl otherwise it’s gay.

daughter pounder with cheese by LeviNZ October 21, 2006

Poundage 

Another word for Pound sterling, British money (pounds), cash, dosh etc.

I can't come out tonight, ain't got the poundage bruv.

It's my treat. I've just come into some serious poundage.

Poundage by Titbiscuit September 13, 2009

pullin' a pond 

To disband or collectively boot all members from a chat room that you created in a tizzy fit of rage when someone posts anything that you (the creator of the chat) disagree with. Extra bonus points for the room having been created to spread good will and promote teamwork. this behavior is found primarily in fiery redheads.

You still in that chat? Nope, somebody was pullin' a pond and shut it down

No sir, someone went all "pullin' a pond" on us. Shut it down.

pullin' a pond by Av. 11 January 26, 2015

Pussy Pounder 

Noun

Rigid feminine pleasure device

Synonyms:
-dildo
-vibrator
-drilldo
-pocket rocket
-selfie stick
-flugenheimer
-chick stick

"Jessica really went to town on herself with her pussy pounder"

Pussy Pounder by Mogzster November 12, 2019

big fish small pond 

When someone is the most skilled at an activity out of a relatively small or otherwise novice group of individuals in regards to said activity. Often used to denote that the "big fish" is not as skilled as those inside of the "small pond" would make it appear. Commonly used as an insult to the person being described.

Jim: I am the smartest one in my class!
Hank: Yeah, but you go to community college so... big fish small pond.

Sally: Laqueesha is the best prostitute I know!
Susan: That's because she lives in Old Lyme. If she lived in Compton she wouldn't be in the big fish small pond scenario.

big fish small pond by MrJackStankyLegs May 19, 2010