by Archangel February 11, 2019
Get the polite chokingmug. Politics is the tool the government uses to control the thinking of it's citizens to divide and conquer.
Politics is used to divide people with hate and fear, so that they cling to their political leaders without questioning "their" side.
by SkepticalSkeptic March 17, 2022
Get the Politicsmug. Term used by Hongkonger/Taiwanese/whomever finds it applicable, to answer the question "Are you Chinese?" or its variants asked by Westerners in hope of preventing unnecessary misunderstandings and ultimately the heat death of the universe.
American : "Hey man nice to meet ya, you Japanese Korean or Chinese?"
Hongkonger : "I am politically Chinese."
American : "Bruh what?"
HongKonger : "Basically I can read, write, and speak Chinese, like Chinese food, enjoy most types of Chinese art, but detest the bullshit dished out by the CCP nowadays to the point I generally don't want to call myself Chinese even though doing so would be politically correct hence the name. However I am pretty certain if I answered that I am a Hongkonger you are going to ask "So are you Chinese or not?" "Can you speak Chinese or not?" anyways, and create a paradox that is going to rip through time and space, accelerating particles to beyond the speed of light and resulting in immediate heat death of the universe."
American : "Bruh what"
Hongkonger : "I am politically Chinese."
American : "Bruh what?"
HongKonger : "Basically I can read, write, and speak Chinese, like Chinese food, enjoy most types of Chinese art, but detest the bullshit dished out by the CCP nowadays to the point I generally don't want to call myself Chinese even though doing so would be politically correct hence the name. However I am pretty certain if I answered that I am a Hongkonger you are going to ask "So are you Chinese or not?" "Can you speak Chinese or not?" anyways, and create a paradox that is going to rip through time and space, accelerating particles to beyond the speed of light and resulting in immediate heat death of the universe."
American : "Bruh what"
by Little pink July 10, 2021
Get the politically Chinesemug. NO MY RED ELEPHANT IS BETTER THAN YOUR BLUE DONKEY! NO MY BLUE DONKEY IS WAY BETTER! Politics is fucking stupid.
by comradenazi September 23, 2020
Get the Politicsmug. The capacity to recognise that politics is more nuanced and complicated than most people make it out to be as well as the ability to come to, express, and debate one's own beliefs and opinions with critical thinking while keeping composure when others disagree.
"Dude Kyle blocked me for saying that socialism isn't just when the government does something you don't like."
"Bro Karen called me racist for laughing at a Pepe meme."
"Those two really have no Political Intelligence, anyway lets go back to watching Jreg and posting on r/PoliticalCompassMemes!"
"Bro Karen called me racist for laughing at a Pepe meme."
"Those two really have no Political Intelligence, anyway lets go back to watching Jreg and posting on r/PoliticalCompassMemes!"
by Doses of Happiness February 16, 2021
Get the Political Intelligencemug. 1: A phrase used to refer to how a specific political ideology or the beliefs of a particular political party has changed over time
An example of political evolution would be the Republican’s views on environmental issues. In the past, Republicans used to take a more aggressive approach by actively making policies and laws that would protect the environment from harm as you can observe based on the work done by U.S. President Richard Nixon. As time passed, as demonstrated by the work of U.S. President Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan, Republicans shifted to strongly favoring deregulation and eliminating or weakening environmental protections.
by Vanguard 1998 June 11, 2021
Get the Political evolutionmug. 99% of republicans: What nearly nobody cares about
76.2% of democrats: An important system involving and spreading laws, order, and control to ones region that they own.
101.9% of communists: "How we shall take over the United States and make into our other Soviet controlled region, how we will engulf all of Europe and Iran in our Red and Yellow Soviet flames, and how we will rise against the rest of the world and aliens to make what we call Soviet Earth."
76.2% of democrats: An important system involving and spreading laws, order, and control to ones region that they own.
101.9% of communists: "How we shall take over the United States and make into our other Soviet controlled region, how we will engulf all of Europe and Iran in our Red and Yellow Soviet flames, and how we will rise against the rest of the world and aliens to make what we call Soviet Earth."
"Dude, check out this definition, it was removed by Russia and some communist or Soviet countries!"
"The heck are they doing out there messing with politics?"
"The heck are they doing out there messing with politics?"
by cxr4 October 8, 2019
Get the Politicsmug.