Patrick

A tall skinny dude who loves to be crazy! Has amazing eyes but is afraid of eye contact. Has his strong political views, loves to workout, and sports. He has the best taste in music and will spam you with memes. Patrick doesn’t know how special he is but will see once he finds the right girl. Don’t let go of your patrick guys.

Patrick

by Sarah Ben March 8, 2022

Patrick

Patrick

Patrick

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Patrick

Jew, small cock huge nose. Likes cowgirls

Here comes Patrick look at that nose he could smell buttpussy from a mile away

by DoctorDickRespect December 29, 2021

Patrick

Has beautiful eyes. Easy as that. Maybe hes not all that smart, or strong, or tall, or that great with women (he kinda sucks at it actually) but once you get to know him well you see the side of him that you wouldn't expect in someone like him. He falls in love easily and when he gets roped in its hard for him to get unroped. He respects boundaries and any other rules of a relationship because whenever your happy hes happy. He embraces his nationality (maybe a little too much). But if theres one thing that hes got going for him that hes got 7 people said to him in the past month is that he has beautiful eyes. Also thats kind of a common theme in Urban Dictionary that I've noticed.

Patrick's Friend: "You have really nice eyes"

Patrick: "That makes eight!"

by idontreallyknowimjusttrying March 24, 2022

Patrick

Someone who claims to be a certain person, but is great at wearing a mask. Will morph into whatever you would like him to be, only to turn into who he really is 3-4 months into the relationship. You will have relationship PTSD. Someone who loves to gaslight. Good luck.

I wonder which personality Patrick is wearing today.

by Beautifullyme November 23, 2021

Patrick Costelloe

Quite literally the definition of handsome. There is no one more amazing and gorgeous than this man. My heart literally melts when he looks at me. I immediately have 5 million orgasms at once when he kisses me.

Patrick Costelloe is a sex god. 100000000/10

by BladeAttack December 7, 2022

Patrick

A gay cowardly piece so shit that is scared of the dark.He can’t do anything right. not an athletic or a smart person. He is a dumb shit that gives blowjobs to random people.He is also hated by every one. His grandma whips him

He is such a patrick.
Patrick suck dik
Uses cocaine

by DivineCelestia March 5, 2019