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pant melons

A particularly fine ass that is stuffed so tight it looks like melons on the seat of the person in question.
by Sharzaleeza Rice July 7, 2010
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Pant Diarrhea

when a hot girl farts on your anus without asking
by xX 44100 Xx July 27, 2021
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pants down

The words of a horny Asuka.
From the LAS fanfiction "Scar Tissue"
"Pants down, Shinji."
by Anonymous2023617 September 12, 2023
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Shadow pants

When your belly casts a shadow over your genitals, obscuring them from view.
Who needs a thong when you have shadow pants?
by Dr. Jon September 15, 2016
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pants cough

In the deathly silence of the hospital ward that night I heard a pants cough and knew that wicked warning promised a far greater stench would be upon us by morning light.
by Xeroman January 31, 2016
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Weasel Pants

A adjective or noun that refers to a persons penis or metaphorical penis, typically used by older creepy ass men. The weasel in ones pants being the dick.
"stop that you weasel pants."

"Mr Ferri you're a fucking creep."

"language young weasel pants."
by voluptuous frog March 12, 2019
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The Pants Dance

The Pants Dance is the dance you make while fitting in pants. How to do it is simple. You just grab your hips and make it move, move as slow so it can smooth. Keep your feet as still as you can, while avoiding the task to stand. This might take time to complete, but doing it wrong is for defeat. Circle your hips until your done, as you can see the dance was fun. Thank you.
The Pants Dance can dance your pants while you dance the pants if the pants can dance while dancing in pants while you dance the pants while the pants will dance in the dancing made by you dancing The Pants Dance.
by bonelesspizza December 30, 2016
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